- Michael Jordan: You can't do this to me! You can't do this to me! I will fuck you...
- Nike marketing exec: Sir, please calm down.
- Michael Jordan: I will fuck you back to the fucking stone age! I will fuck you back to the stone age!
- Nike marketing exec: Sounds like somebody didn't get his latte this morning...
- Bill Cartwright: Hey where's Doug?
- Michael Jordan: The Stone Age... where he belongs...