Loverboy (1989)

Kate Jackson: Diane Bodek

Quotes 

• [Joe discovers Jenny's suitcase full of underwear in Randy's room] 

  Joe Bodek : Come on, Diane! Our son is dressing up in ladies underwear. This is a problem! He needs professional help!

  Diane Bodek : No, what he needs are sympathetic parents who let him know how much they love him.

  Joe Bodek : Let's see how sympathetic you are when he wants to borrow your makeup.

• Tony : You are not the regular American woman, and I am not the regular delivery boy.

  Diane Bodek : Oh, my God! You're not?

  Tony : [getting turned on]  No. He asked me to come here and say we have no more anchovies, but I cannot lie to you, my dove. I have MANY anchovies for you.

• [Joe reads a note dropped by Randy that accompanied a new fashionable jacket delivered by Tony] 

  Joe Bodek : "Dear, Randy. Of course I'd prefer you naked, but if you MUST wear something it should be the best. Love, Alex." Diane!

  Diane Bodek : Yeah!

  Joe Bodek : Diane, our son... is a fruit.