Mystery Train (1989)

Steve Buscemi: Charlie (segment "Lost in Space")

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• Johnny aka Elvis : One bottle or two?

  Charlie the Barber : Just get one, man. I mean, you're drunk already, and I'm not gonna have any.

  Johnny aka Elvis : Right.

  Johnny aka Elvis : [to the liquor store clerk]  How you doin'? Two bottles of Butcher's.

• Charlie the Barber : Why'd you have to kill him?

  Johnny : Shut up, Charlie. I only winged him.

  Will Robinson (segment "Lost in Space") : Goddamn it, Johnny!

  Charlie the Barber : You're stupid, Johnny. And what if you did kill that guy? We all go to prison.

  Johnny : I didn't kill the guy.

  Charlie the Barber : Jeannie's gonna kill me. What are you laughin' at, huh?

• Charlie the Barber : Hey, Will. You know, until that - that bellboy was teasing you, it never occurred to me. You're Will Robinson! You know, just like that kid on the "Lost in Space" show.

  Will Robinson (segment "Lost in Space") : No shit, Einstein.

• Johnny : You gonna start that racist shit again? It ain't our fault. We didn't choose to be white. Right, Charlie?

  Charlie the Barber : Yeah. I mean, no.

• Johnny : What's the Lost in Space show?

  Charlie the Barber : Oh, man, it was this - they had - you didn't have that on television in England? Great show.

  Will Robinson (segment "Lost in Space") : It was a really stupid show! With these dumb white people marooned on another planet, with this robot that kept sayin', "Danger, Will Robinson!" And this fruity professor or somebody.

  Charlie the Barber : Dr. Smith.

  Will Robinson (segment "Lost in Space") : Yeah. Dr. Smith. And June Lockhart was on it. You know. Lassie's mother. Anyway, it was this family - the Robinsons. Get it? Like Robinson Crusoe?

• Charlie the Barber : Hey, Will, what's this chain for?

  Will Robinson (segment "Lost in Space") : That's 'cause, you in the kinky sex room, Charlie.

  Charlie the Barber : Really?