Penn & Teller Get Killed (1989)

Marilyn Cooper: Woman in Parking Lot

Quotes 

• [after Penn gets shot] 

  Woman in Parking Lot : In the shoulder, huh? Well, at that range you were lucky.

  Penn : No! I just got shot, that's not lucky. Lucky is winning the lottery.

  Woman in Parking Lot : Hey, aren't you that guy who goes on TV and asks people to kill him?

  Penn : I didn't ask people to kill me, I said I wished someone were trying to kill me.

  Woman in Parking Lot : You said that on national TV? There's a lot of nuts out there! You're lucky I don't have a gun or I'd blow your fucking brains out.

  Penn : Yeah, I'm the luckiest guy in the world. Mr. Lucky just got shot in the arm!