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6/10
More bronze than platinum
ninjaalexs14 May 2020
Warning: Spoilers
The Platinum Triangle comes hot on the heels of buddy cop action comedies like 'Lethal Weapon' and '48 Hrs'. It's not as good as these. I haven't managed to find much information on this film and I'm not sure if it had a theatrical release. It has had a few VHS releases including UK VHS which was cut by 40 seconds possibly for a gory shooting at the end. There's a Spanish VHS under the title 'Triangulo De Platino' and I think a US VHS. I'm not sure why no DVD release has circulated. The version I saw was a rough VHS tape with Spanish subtitles.

The film takes place in "The Platinum Triangle" of rich districts in LA. Two "buddy" cops Stillman and Baxter (Peter Lochran and Alex Courtney) investigate a series of murders and uncover a "Platinum Triangle" money scheme worth $300 million. It's not that interesting plot, but the location and cheesy early-90s\late-80s feel makes up for it a bit.

What lets it down is there isn't enough tension between the "buddy cops". Compare it to 'Lethal Weapon' where Gibson and Glover were the rogue cop and the older, wiser cop keeping him in-line or going along with his japes. With Stillman and Baxter you have the wise-cracking, sexist cop and the Australian playboy. This dynamic apart from providing a few laughs doesn't really work as there isn't any personality clashes. To spice things up we have Stillman's wife used as bait to catch the murderer who has an eye for beautiful women.

The film isn't as fun as similar films like: 'The Choirboys' or 'Fuzz' or as action-packed as '48 Hrs' or 'Lethal Weapon'. What you end up with is a lot of talking, a few very brief unerotic sex scenes and the odd bit of violence. The film simply isn't sleazy enough if it was trying to be an erotic thriller, isn't action packed enough to be a budget 'Lethal Weapon' and isn't well paced or intelligent enough to be a suspenseful murder mystery.

I think there is some very loose social commentary: "money can buy you anything, even let you getaway with murder" - this is too clumsily implemented to really make a point. It was done much better in 'American Psycho' both the book and the film.

Highlights include Jeff Wayne as a nightclub stand-up comedian and the soundtrack by Hank Donig which is a good fit for the yuppie culture depicted in this movie. I would say do watch this if you are a fan of obscure corny films, but most viewers can give this a miss.
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2/10
Poor Lori Lethin
BloodTheTelepathicDog18 April 2023
Lori Lethin was a fine actress who starred in a few entertaining flicks, like BLOODY BIRTHDAY and RETURN TO HORROR HIGH, but this little thriller isn't one to track down. Lori stars as a displaced girl from Big Sky Country, down in the City of Angels, attempting to locate her sister Robin's (Ginger Pollini) killer. Robin was a gold digger, squirreled away in a posh love nest by her millionaire lover, Farber (Troy Donahue), as both were killed, assassination style in bed. Farber was cooking up a deal with business partners Kolter (Harvey Jason) and Roland (Joe Estevez), so when Kolter is killed in the same fashion, Roland becomes suspect number one. Lori goes undercover to bring him to justice, but is he really the killer? Aiding Lori's Karen Masters in her quest are a pair of LA detectives, her lover Brad (Peter Lochran), who tends to share his adult beverages with his dog, and Brad's unfunny clown of a partner, Garth (Alex Courtney).

STORY $$: The framework of the story isn't what hampers this film, for it's pretty much your standard thriller with the typical twists and red herrings. No, what really handicaps this movie is the inane and cliched dialogue, and the use of Garth as the narrator. Imagine if James Caan had a kid brother who aped about in a neverending Jerry Lewis impression, and you'll get a picture of what Alex Courtney's Garth is like. His performance is taxing, to say the least.

ACTING $: The acting is pretty pitiful. Lori Lethin handily gives the best performance here, and Robert Tefler, who plays the sleazy nightclub owner where Troy Donahue and his cronies chased skirts, does a fine job, although it can be argued he was a tad over-the-top. No one else stands out, lest mention need be made once more of how blasted annoying Alex Courtney is as Garth.

SEX/NUDITY: $: There's a little bit of teasing here, but nothing gratuitous. For a movie with plenty of erotic undertones, the erotica is entirely absent.
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