Powwow Highway (1988)

Gary Farmer: Philbert Bono

Quotes 

• Jane Red Bow : We shoulda rented a car.

  Philbert Bono : We have my pony.

  Jane Red Bow : Your pony is an old nag.

• Aunt Harriet : Hey, Fat Philbert... come. Chief Dull Knife once said to my Great Uncle Benny Looks Twice... Keep your pony out of my garden!

  Philbert Bono : [puzzled]  ... Keep your pony out of my garden?

  Aunt Harriet : [laughs hysterically] 

• Buddy Red Bow : You tell everybody fairy stories.

  Philbert Bono : The stories of our ancestors. How they solved problems. Often the problems never change. Nor the people.

  Buddy Red Bow : Yeah, well it's just too bad those stories don't tell us how to keep our reservations from turning into sewers.

  Philbert Bono : But they do.