- Aunt Harriet: I get sick of being asked... for good old Indian wisdom. I've got none. So get the hell out of here!
- Jane Red Bow: We shoulda rented a car.
- Philbert Bono: We have my pony.
- Jane Red Bow: Your pony is an old nag.
- Aunt Harriet: Hey, Fat Philbert... come. Chief Dull Knife once said to my Great Uncle Benny Looks Twice... Keep your pony out of my garden!
- Philbert Bono: [puzzled] ... Keep your pony out of my garden?
- Aunt Harriet: [laughs hysterically]
- Buddy Red Bow: You tell everybody fairy stories.
- Philbert Bono: The stories of our ancestors. How they solved problems. Often the problems never change. Nor the people.
- Buddy Red Bow: Yeah, well it's just too bad those stories don't tell us how to keep our reservations from turning into sewers.
- Philbert Bono: But they do.