Shag (1988)

Annabeth Gish: Pudge

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• Malaina : Don't y'all think she looks just like Mary Pat Montgomery?

  [Luanne and Carson laugh] 

  Pudge : Mary Pat Montgomery's the one who told me about boners.

  Luanne : Ga-rosse!

  Pudge : It isn't a bone at all, it's a muscle. This cousin of hers dated a Clemson Tiger who sprained his in a game, and she had to massage it every night when it got hard because he was in so much pain.

  Luanne : [laughing]  And she always acted so innocent.

• Chip : Know any elephant jokes?

  Pudge : Is that a remark?

  Chip : Huh?

  Pudge : Sorry. I guess I'm just sensitive about my weight.

  Chip : What weight?

• Malaina : Luanne, quick! You run out to Jimmy Valentine's limo and tell him your daddy the senator wants him to sing at the White House and bring him back to the house.

  Luanne : I will do no such thing!

  Malaina : Luanne damnit! You made me lose Miss Sun Queen, but now I'm not gonna lose Jimmy Valentine too, now you owe it to me! And you better get over there quick, or we're never gonna speak to you again, right Pudge?

  Pudge : Right.

• Pudge : Why can't girls ask boys to dance? It's not fair.

• Pudge : Carson, you look just like Jackie Kennedy.

  Malaina : I think JFK's a sweet potato.

  Pudge : Oh Malaina he's an old man, eww!

  Malaina : I don't care, I'd have an affair with him outside of marriage.

  Luanne : He's the president, Malaina. It's sacreligious.

• Buzz : You girls want a beer?

  Pudge : They don't sell beer.

  Carson : I have a soda.

  Buzz : Bartender, four Beevos.

• Pudge : [dancing with Chip]  Your eyes full yet?

  Nadine : Fat ass.

• Pudge : [about Nadine and Suette]  Check out these boho hairdos.

• Pudge : [shagging with Chip after he said he couldn't dance]  Know what, Chip?

  Chip : What?

  Pudge : [laughing]  You're full of shit.

• Pudge : [tossing a diet shake out of the car]  'And stay on your diet dear'. Yuck, yuck, yuck!

• Pudge : [comes up behind Chip at the shag contest]  Hey Rocky

  [he turns around] 

  Pudge : Wanna see me pull a rabbit out of my hat?

  [pulls out contestant numbers from behind her back] 

  Chip : You came back!

  [they kiss] 

• Pudge : Can you imagine marrying anybody so Dullsville? Kill me now.

  Malaina : Do you all think Carson and Harley have pre-marital sex?

  Luanne : Malaina, gross!

  Pudge : Carson told me Harley doesn't see any point in it. They're saving it for their weddin' night.

• Luanne : What do you all think? French Twist or Bubble Flip?

  Pudge : Bubble Flip's much better for shaggin'.

• Luanne : [to Carson]  What happened to you?

  Pudge : Did you go all the way?

  Malaina : Oh, my God.

  Luanne : Oh, are you sure? You poor thing, put your feet up, okay.

  Pudge : What did it feel like?

  Luanne : Don't ask her that!

  Malaina : Wait. Did it hurt?

  Luanne : Malaina! You must really love him.

  Carson : I hate him to death.

• Carson : Y'all, I'm wild. I guess I've been wild all along, I just didn't know it 'til now.

  Pudge : Way out.