Shag (1988)

Robert Rusler: Buzz

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• Carson : You want me to go all the way up there, to a Yankee school, just so I can come over every weekend and practice "free love" with you?

  Buzz : Well, not every weekend.

• Buzz : I'm Buzz Ravenal. Let's dance.

  Carson : I'm sorry, I'm engaged.

  Buzz : Well, I'm sorry you're engaged, too.

• Buzz : This is intimate.

  Carson : Let me out.

  Buzz : What are you doin' with that guy? I'm insulted. He's completely wrong for you.

  Carson : You don't know me, you don't love me, you sure as all damn don't want to marry me, so why don't you leave me the hell alone?

  Buzz : I don't think I can.

• Buzz : You girls want a beer?

  Pudge : They don't sell beer.

  Carson : I have a soda.

  Buzz : Bartender, four Beevos.

• Buzz : Well, don't play hard to get. You might miss something.

• Buzz : In my opinion, marriage is just a legal form of prostitution.

• Carson : You are not like anybody I have ever met.

  Buzz : Well you are like every girl I've ever met. You're stuck up tight-assed and conventional.

• Carson : You're outta your mind if you think I'm goin' parkin' with you. I don't even know you.

  Buzz : I don't know you either; but, I don't consider that an impediment.

• Carson : His Daddy put him right in the front office. I guess it's kind of expected by his family. I mean, Ralston, you naturally think of tobacco. He's already got some ideas about improving filter tips. What about you? What are your plans?

  Buzz : I figure I'll bum around Italy or somewheres. Look at statues and pick up women.

  Carson : That's a lofty aspiration.

  Buzz : Well, it's a damn sight better than manufacturing cigarettes for your Daddy.

  Carson : Al least, Harley is doin' somethin' with his life.

  Buzz : Harley is trained seal.

• Buzz : Bevo?

  Carson : I don't drink in the middle of the day.

  Buzz : Well, you sure have a lot of rules for yourself, don't you, Carson.

  Carson : Would you kindly put your shirt back on?

  Buzz : No.

• Carson : Maybe I don't believe in practicin' free love. Who does?

  Buzz : I do.

• Carson : Are you going to behave?

  Buzz : I'm sorry. I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I won't touch you again.