Speed Zone (1989)

Joe Flaherty: Vic DeRubis

Quotes 

• Vic DeRubis : Alec?

  Alec Stewart : Did you talk to Big Wally?

  Vic DeRubis : Yeah, yeah. I told him you got away on me. He was very... unhappy.

  Alec Stewart : Trust me. It's the BRIGHTEST move you ever made.

  Vic DeRubis : Yeah, well, meanwhile, my reputation as an enforcer has been permanently... soiled.

  Alec Stewart : But when we win, you just say you caught up with me and I gave you the 50 grand, then we SPLIT the other 50 grand and everyones happy.

  Vic DeRubis : Right. Hey! (Grabs Alec) WAIT A MINUTE! The deal is: I get 35, YOU get 15.

  Alec Stewart : Isn't that what I said?

  Vic DeRubis : You just said we'd split it.

  Alec Stewart : But I didn't say we'd split it EVENLY. YOU get 15, and I get 35.

  Both : Right.

  Vic DeRubis : And if we don't win?

  Alec Stewart : Then you kill me.

  [Long silence, then both enter the Jag] 

• [Vic looks over the roadblock with binoculars] 

  Vic DeRubis : Get in the car, Alec.

  Alec : What?

  Vic DeRubis : Get in the car, Alec! I'm gonna drive!

  Alec : Vic, you turn that frown upside-down right now!

  [Vic grabs Alec by the collar] 

  Vic DeRubis : I'll turn YOU upside-down right now!

• [Alec races towards the finish in the police car] 

  Alec Stewart : Four to one, Vic! The Jag wins!

  Vic DeRubis : Yeah, but we're not in the Jag.

  Alec Stewart : It doesn't matter, Vic! The Jag wins, we win!

  Alec Stewart : [singing]  But more, much more than this, I did it my way!

• [Alec hides in the bathroom after the race is cancelled] 

  Vic DeRubis : Open it, Alec! There ain't no race, so I gotta kill you!

  Alec Stewart : I can't let you do it, Vic! You'll hate yourself in the morning!

• Alec : Look, what would Big Wally rather have? Me dead or his fifty grand?

  Vic DeRubis : Both.

• Alec : So, Vic. What do you think of my idea of writing down the license numbers now?

  Vic DeRubis : Yeah, yeah, yeah! It's a great idea! How many times you gotta bring it up?

  [on phone] 

  Vic DeRubis : Uh, the license is as follows: R-I-C-H... Uh, I think that spells "Rich"... Kids... with a "k"... for "kids".