Carol & Company (1990–1991)

Carol Burnett: Various, Dorothy Tibbit, Arlene Harvey, Babe Bicker, Barbara, Carol, Christine Heyward, Elaine Daniels, Evelyn Sweets, Georgette Baker, Grace Fitchell, Lillian Preskin, Lois, Mrs. Cornfeld, Myna, Roz, Sally Trickleson, Wanda

Quotes 

• Grocery store cashier : Ah-ah-ah! This is the express lane, six items or less and you have one-two-three-four-five-six... seven!

  Dorothy Tibbett : There are only six items!

  Grocery store cashier : You have two tomatoes.

  Dorothy Tibbett : [Throws a can across the store]  There.

  Grocery store cashier : You still have *two* tomatoes.

  Dorothy Tibbett : Okay

  [takes tomatoes off of the register belt and throws them on the ground, stomping them with her feet] 

  Dorothy Tibbett : One bag of ketchup - now ring me up!