The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990–1996)
Joseph Marcell: Geoffrey Butler, Self
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Quotes
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Phillip Banks : Geoffrey, bring me my tools.
Geoffrey : Do you mean your knife and fork, sir?
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Geoffrey : [handing Carlton a big brown bag] Master Carlton, I have to take this tray up to your mother, so on your way out, would you mind taking out the garbage?
Carlton : Do I look like Roc?
Will : [sitting at the kitchen table] I don't know, Carlton. Maybe if you shaved your head bald and sanded down the square part.
Carlton : [ignores Will and hands Ashley the bag] Ashley, you take out the garbage!
Ashley Banks : Why me?
Carlton : Because I'm bigger than you.
Will : See, that's not fair. That's only 'cause you got them shoe lifts in today.
Carlton : They're not lifts. I doubled up on my Odor-Eaters.
Ashley Banks : [Carlton walks out of the kitchen while Ashley is holding the trash bag; Hilary walks into the kitchen and Ashley hands her the bag] Here, Hilary, you take it out!
Hilary : Out where?
Ashley Banks : To the trash cans! You know, those things you hit every time you back out the car?
Hilary : Oh, thank God. I thought it was the neighbor's kids!
[Hilary takes the brown garbage bag from Ashley]
Hilary : THIS IS GROSS! I don't touch greasy, disgusting things!
Will : Well, just pretend it's buying you dinner afterwards.
Hilary : [Hilary walks up to Will and shoves the trash bag to him] You take it!
Will : Yo, girl!
Hilary : And for your information, dinner comes first!
[Hilary walks out of the kitchen]
Will : Oh, it's like that, right? You're just gonna slam garbage at me!
[Uncle Phil walks in the room]
Phillip Banks : Good morning, Will.
Will : Good morning, Uncle Phil.
[Will hands Phil the dirty garbage bag]
Will : Here's your lunch!
Phillip Banks : [Phil takes the bag and walk out of the house] Thank you!
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Will : [very first lines of the show]
[opens the front door and hugs Geoffrey]
Will : Uncle Phil! Man! How are you doing?
Geoffrey : I am not your uncle Philip...
Will : My fault, man! I must have got the wrong crib. I didn't know there were so many brothers living in this neighborhood! We're doing all right, huh?
Geoffrey : You have the right house. I am Geoffrey, your uncle's butler.
Will : Okay. Well, I-
[pause]
Will : "Cheerio" and all that rot!
[laughs]
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Vivian Banks : [stressed out from being pregnant] I can't do this anymore.
Will : Look, me neither! I mean, getting woke up in the middle of the night by a naked man running around the house!
Geoffrey : I'm sorry! I thought you were all asleep!
Will : Not you, G...
Geoffrey : Oh, never mind!
Vivian Banks : Look, now, everybody calm down. False alarms happen all the time.
Will : But Uncle Phil was *naked* Aunt Viv!
Phillip Banks : [annoyed] Shut up, Will!