Seinfeld (1989–1998)

Paul Gleason: Cushman

Quotes 

• Cushman : Why don't you tell me about some of your previous job experience?

  George Costanza : Alrighty. My last job was in publishing. I got fired for having sex in my office with the cleaning woman.

  Cushman : Go on.

  George Costanza : All right. Before that, I was in real estate. I quit because the boss wouldn't let me use his private bathroom. That was it.

  Cushman : Do you talk to everybody like this?

  George Costanza : Of course.

  Cushman : My niece told me you were different.

  George Costanza : I am different, yeah.

• Cushman : I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of every applicant we've seen. Mr. Steinbrenner, sir. There's someone here I'd like you to meet. This is Mr. Costanza. He is one of the applicants.

  George Steinbrenner : Nice to meet you.

  George Costanza : Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the moves you have made with this fine organization. In the past twenty years, you have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal of distress as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees and reduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of your massive ego.

  George Steinbrenner : Hire this man!