Seinfeld (1989–1998)

Joe Lala: Priest

Quotes 

• Jerry : I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he's converted to Judaism purely for the jokes.

  Priest : And this offends you as a Jewish person?

  Jerry : No, it offends me as a comedian.

• Priest : [Jerry is in a confessional booth]  Tell me your sins, my son.

  Jerry : Well, I should tell you that I'm Jewish.

  Priest : That's no sin.

  Jerry : Oh, good.