Seinfeld (1989–1998)
Daniel von Bargen: Kruger
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Quotes
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Kruger : The head has been smoothed down to the size of a golf ball. What do we do?
George Costanza : Well, we could smooth the head down to nothing, stick a pumpkin under its arm and change the name to Icabod Crane.
[everyone begins laughing]
George Costanza : Alright, that's it for me, you've been great! Good night, everybody.
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[George wants the nickname "T-Bone"]
George Costanza : Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement. From now on, I will be known as...
Kruger : Koko the Monkey.
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[everybody at Kruger is exchanging Christmas gifts]
Kruger : Hey, George. Merry Christmas. Here you go.
[gives George his gift]
George Costanza : Thank you, sir. Here's your gift.
Kruger : [takes envelope] "A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund"?... Whatever.
George Costanza : Exactly.