Bird on a Wire (1990)

Mel Gibson: Rick Jarmin

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Quotes 

• Rick Jarmin : I haven't had a girlfriend for 5 years.

  Marianne Graves : Really?

  Rick : Yeah - Mr. Wiggly's been on bread and water for 5 long years.

• Rick Jarmin : You come to Detroit and you rent a Beamer? That's like going to Germany and eating Jimmy Dean sausages!

• [In an airplane.] 

  Rick Jarmin : Put you head between your knees.

  Marianne Graves : [doing so]  Now what?

  Rick Jarmin : Kiss your ass goodbye. We got no wheels, and we're coming down!

• Rachel Varney : [as a helicopter gunship shows up]  Friends of yours

  Rick Jarmin : No...

  [pauses looks again] 

  Rick Jarmin : well I know them

• Marianne Graves : What are you doing here?

  Rick Jarmin : I missed you. Now hop on...

• Rick Jarmin : That ought to cover the damages.

  Raun : What damages?

  [Rick rides a motorbike through the closed salon door] 

• Rick Jarmin : What does it matter to you - you're happily married?

  Marianne Graves : I'm not.

  Rick : Not happy?

  Marianne : Not married.

• Marianne Graves : What are you doing?

  Rick Jarmin : I gotta take his rotor out

  Marianne Graves : [on surviving a plane crash]  Are we dead?

  Rick Jarmin : No but we will be this thing is leaking fuel and could still blow up

• Rick Jarmin : What the hell are you doing here?

  Marianne Graves : Me? What the hell are you doing here?

  Rick Jarmin : Being shot in the butt.

• [Repeated line] 

  Rick Jarmin : This can't be good for you.

• Rachel Varney : Are you sure about that?

  Rick Jarmin : When you've got a knife up my ass, I'm sure.

• Rachel Varney : I'm engaged to be married.

  Rick Jarmin : Well, flagellations.

• Marianne Graves : Feels familiar doesn't it?

  Rick Jarmin : I thought you didn't remember.

• Marianne Graves : Remember when we saw those flying saucers?

  Rick Jarmin : Yeah we were smoking some pretty heavy shit that time

  Rick Jarmin : I think I see one now

  [both see a helicopter gunship flying towards them] 

• Marianne Graves : You lying... gutless... son of a... yellow snodbugger, toad, bellybutton... I can"t think of enough awful things to say about you, you bastard!

  Rick Jarmin : I guess that's a no on examining my butt.

• Rick Jarmin : [with a lilt]  Hi Scottie!