Men at Work (1990)

John Lavachielli: Mario

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Quotes 

• Biff : Hold it honey!

  [Keeping the gun trained on Carl and Susan, Biff looks over to Mario] 

  Biff : You listen to me, you Italian son of a bitch, and you listen good! The day you tell me, I don't know shit, and I let you get away with it, is the day *that*

  [points to the ocean in the background] 

  Biff : ocean freezes over!

  Mario : That's it, that's it, your history!

  [points his tazer at Biff and shoots. Two electrodes land square in Biff's chest, sending thousands of volts of electricity into him] 

  Biff : Yaaaawwwwwwwwwyyaaaawwwwww, uhhhhhh!

  [Biff collapses and passes out from being electrocuted] 

  Carl : Now!

  [Carl and Susan rush into Mario, knocking him over and run towards Susan's car] 

• Biff : [Sits in the car with Mario, watching Susan's apartment. Car phone rings]  Hello?

  Maxwell Potterdam III : First, you lose the body. And then you bring me, the wrong tape. Now I know, that you two haven't personally set out to DESTROY MY COMPANY! But I sent you out to do a simple task, and simply put, you screwed up.

  Mario : [Biff is listening to Potterdam, Mario has made a origami bird and is making sounds]  Caw! Caw!

  Maxwell Potterdam III : Now, apparently, Berger, had a relationship with his campaign manager, a Miss Susan Wilkins.

  [Potterdam gives the address] 

  Biff : That's where we iced Berger, Chief! I know where that is!

  Maxwell Potterdam III : Well, did it ever occur to you two idiots that, SHE MIGHT HAVE THE CASSETTE?

  [hangs up] 

  Biff : I think he wants us to kill some more people.

  Mario : OK.

  [puts a lollipop in his mouth] 

• Biff : [Biff is slowly coming to after Mario blasted him with a taser gun]  Ooohhhh... what happened?

  Mario : Man, it was something. You got struck by lightning.

  Biff : Really?

  Mario : Freak storm.

• Maxwell Potterdam III , Biff , Mario : [Biff and Mario stand in Potterdam's office, covered in grime from dumpster diving] 

  Maxwell Potterdam III : What do you mean, you lost the body?

  Biff : We don't know, Chief. We looked everywhere. We had it in one of the barrels tied to the back of the trunk, and...

  Maxwell Potterdam III : And?

  Biff : It must have... rolled off the back of the car.

  [looks down] 

  Maxwell Potterdam III : Well! FIND IT! Find it, find it, find it! Your very lives depend upon it, gentleman!

  Biff , Mario : Right, Chief.

  Mario : We did get this, though, Chief.

  [hands the tape taken out of Berger's pocket to Potterdam] 

  Maxwell Potterdam III : Well! Thank God! You're excused.