Postcards from the Edge (1990)

Conrad Bain: Grandpa

Quotes 

• Suzanne : Did you want some more cashews, Grandpa?

  Grandpa : Did I already have some?

  Grandma : [under her breath, to Aretha]  He gets worse every day.

  Grandpa : Who gets worse? I heard that! Get off my back, woman! I wanna go home!

  Grandma : We're going home, dear.

  Grandpa : Not with you! I wanna go home.

  [smiles at Aretha] 

  Grandpa : Are we going soon?

  Aretha : Soon, sir. Very, very soon.

  Grandpa : You know what my daddy did?

  Aretha : What?

  Grandpa : [confused]  What were we talking about?

  Grandma : [under her breath, to Aretha]  I told ya.

  Grandpa : I heard that! Get out my back, woman! Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap--that's all you do all the livelong day!

  [singing] 

  Grandpa : And the farmer hauled another load away...

  [wanders off across the lawn] 

  Grandma : [sighs]  The other night he punched me when I was trying to put some clean pajamas on him.