Quick Change (1990)
Geena Davis: Phyllis
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Quotes
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Grimm : [sobbing] The man is an animal! Ripping out phones, urinating on desks... you see what he did to Ms. Cochran's shirt? There's a scratch here, I mean, it's not deep, but... it's there.
Phyllis : It's okay.
Chief Rotzinger : Did he hurt anybody else? Is the strain beginning to show on him?
Grimm : "If I could sleep ten days and nights in a rice paddy, I could certainly last in this lousy bank." This is what the animal said to us! He says to Ms. Cochran here:
[makes humping motions at Phyllis]
Grimm : "Baby! Up your butt with a coconut!" I think he was prepared to do it! Except I saw no coconut. He, uh, he had no coconut to my knowledge.
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[Hispanic woman is shouting on a street corner]
Grimm : There must be alot of competition for that corner.
Phyllis : It's a good thing she's not too symbolic or anything.
Loomis : what does that mean anyway? Flores por el muerte?
Grimm : I sure couldn't tell ya'.
Phyllis : Aw, you know Grimm, it means flowers for the dead.
[shoots her an angry glare]
Loomis : Oh! We're all gonna die! We're a-a-a-ll gonna d-i-i-e!
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Phyllis : Honey, babe? You've got a gun - shoot them.
Grimm : I want to, but they're fur-bearing. I'd need some kind of permit, wouldn't I?
[to construction workers, sarcastically]
Grimm : You know, I want to thank you guys, you could've given us help, but you've given us so much more.
Street Sign Worker : [cheerfully] Hey, that's what we're here for, right?
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Phyllis : Great! We'll have to sail a raft to Fiji like Thor Heyerdahl!
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Phyllis : You can go ahead and shoot us now!
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[Loomis is driving the car backwards]
Phyllis : [sarcastically] Oh, we're REALLY making good time now.
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Phyllis : Grimm, our plane takes off in 41 minutes.
Hal Edison : Quiet! No codes!