Quick Change (1990)

Randy Quaid: Loomis

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Quotes 

• Loomis : Is that our plane?

  Phyllis : No, if it were our plane, it would be crashing.

• [Hispanic woman is shouting on a street corner] 

  Grimm : There must be alot of competition for that corner.

  Phyllis : It's a good thing she's not too symbolic or anything.

  Loomis : what does that mean anyway? Flores por el muerte?

  Grimm : I sure couldn't tell ya'.

  Phyllis : Aw, you know Grimm, it means flowers for the dead.

  [shoots her an angry glare] 

  Loomis : Oh! We're all gonna die! We're a-a-a-ll gonna d-i-i-e!

• Loomis : Please God! We need a cab! One lousy fuckin' cab!

• Loomis : You aren't going to hit me again are you?

  Grimm : I haven't hit anybody since I was nine.

  Loomis : Yeah, but it was me you hit!

• [shouting for a cab] 

  Loomis : Ten thousand dollars for a taxi!

  Phyllis : And a blow job!

• Grimm : I booked the eleven o'clock to Martinique.

  Phyllis : Martinique?

  Loomis : Martinique? But I don't know anything about Martinique.

  Grimm : What did you know about Fiji?

  Loomis : Well... nothing.

• Loomis : It's bad luck just SEEING a thing like that!

• Loomis : Now, we're going to find a familiar street soon.

  Phyllis : I'd settle for a familiar borough.

• Loomis : It was an accident, Phyllis.

  Phyllis : Oh, you know? So was Chernobyl.

  Grimm : True, but Loomis didn't irradiate anybody.

• Grimm : Thank you Roy. God! Alright, Roy's going to get us the duggle bag, a wheelchair and some skis out of lost luggage to cover your limp.

  Loomis : Did you give him a couple of bucks?

  Grimm : Yeah, try $1200. Scary but Roy's sixth sense told him we were in some kind of jam...

  Loomis : ESP exists, Grimm. They've proved it.

  Grimm : Yeah, you picking up anything from me right now, pal?

• [after Loomis is injured jumping from a moving cab] 

  Loomis : Are you gonna hit me now?

  Grimm : No, but if your leg is broken, we'll have to destroy you.

• Phyllis : To the God-damned AIRPORT!

  Loomis : Whatta got? Shit in your ears?

• Loomis : I saw a sign! Phyllis!