Repossessed (1990)
Linda Blair: Nancy Aglet
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Quotes
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Nancy : You're praying to a God you've never even seen before!
Father Luke Brophy : I don't need to see him, for the bible says that God created man in his own image.
Nancy : Oh yeah? Then how do you explain Pee Wee Herman?
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Jesse Ventura : Satan, you've got them on the run. What move are you gonna use next?
Nancy : [possessed] Next, I'm gonna grab a wrestler by his neck, suck out his eye balls, and then spit 'em down his throat!
Jesse Ventura : I think she's talking to you, Mean Gene.
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Nancy : [the devil, speaking through Nancy] I am far more powerful than you can ever imagine!
Father Luke Brophy : Maybe, however you are but one being. I represent the belief of far more people. Did you know that the Christian religion has over a billion followers?
Nancy : Big deal, so does the Wheel of Fortune!
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Nancy : [possessed] The last collar jockey who messed with me ended up with a dislocated shoulder.
Father Luke Brophy : You don't scare me.
Nancy : Oh, yeah? They found it in Baltimore.
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Nancy : [while possessed by Devil] Oh, what did I do to deserve this!
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[fighting with Father Mayii in bed]
Nancy : Don't take a look at this picture of your mother in bed with Manuel Noriega!
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Father Jebedaiah Mayii : I command you to leave this child at once!
Nancy : [Possessed] Make me, slimeball.
Father Jebedaiah Mayii : I am a priest!
Nancy : Oh, pardon me, your most reverent and holy slimeball!
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Father Luke Brophy : Satan stop! Where do you think you're going?
Nancy : I'm going to Disneyland!
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Nancy : [as an ice cream cone] Lick me!
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Father Luke Brophy : Freeze, pukeface!
Nancy : Ohhhhhhhhh!
Father Luke Brophy : You think you're up for a real challenge?
Nancy : A challenge? From you? Oh, don't make me laugh, my skin will crack!
Father Luke Brophy : Not me... May I!
Nancy : May I ? Oh, that old geezer quit throwing holy water years ago!
Father Luke Brophy : Not before he kicked your slimy butt.
Nancy : No way! It was rigged! The fight was fixed. I WANT A REMATCH!
Father Luke Brophy : You got it.
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Jebedaiah Mayii : Luke, do not believe what you are seeing. It is merely an illusion.
Nancy : You sound like George Bush on the deficit!
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Nancy : [while possessed] Hello I'm Barbara Walters and this is twenty twenty, haha I've always wanted to do that!
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Nancy : [while possessed] You may think you've won, Brophy, but I know another way to reach all those people!
Father Luke Brophy : Satan wait! Where do you think you're going?
Nancy : I'm going to Disneyland!
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Nancy : SILENCE! One more word out of you little sacks of shit, and there'll be no more T.V for you tonight!
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Nancy : [possessed] I hate Rock 'n' Roll!
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Nancy : Oh, you'll pay for that, you bucket of cow dung.
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Nancy : See I know all about you and why you really joined the church. Oh sure they have a terrific dental plan, but that wasn't why.
Father Luke Brophy : Be quiet.
Jebedaiah Mayii : Ignore that beast Luke.
Nancy : You joined the church because you had no talent, no skills, were totally untrainable, and your SAT score was under 400.
Father Luke Brophy : Shut up!
Jebedaiah Mayii : Don't listen.
Nancy : So you had two choices, either working in the church or the US Senate.
