Sherlock Holmes and the Leading Lady (1991 TV Movie)

Patrick Macnee: Dr. Watson

Quotes 

• Mycroft Holmes : How soon can you depart?

  Sherlock Holmes : Watson, why are you not packing our bags?

  Dr. Watson : Ah, yes!

• Dr. Watson : I can't speak for you, sir, but I have no unconscious mind.

  Dr. Sigmund Freud : On the contrary, I might suggest you are entirely unconscious.

  Sherlock Holmes : Touché.

• Dr. Watson : I can't smell a thing since I fell into that canal.

• Dr. Watson : But he did burgle your room.

  Sherlock Holmes : I'm afraid not. The hairs don't match, it was someone else altogether.

• Sherlock Holmes : And now, thanks to your ineptitude, Mr. Ness, the one remaining link to the prototype lies dead, and we stand here without the faintest idea of the identity of the intended victim.

  Elliott Ness : I'm sorry, it's my first case.

  Dr. Watson : What a surprise.

• Sherlock Holmes : Well I hope the Emperor Franz Joseph's desire for peace rub off on his ally, the Kaizer.

  Mycroft Holmes : My own calculations suggest that a war of world wide proportions would have begun, had you not succeeded.

  Dr. Watson : Absurd! Needless alarmism.

  Mycroft Holmes : Doctor, I hope you're right. Good day.

• Dr. Watson : Holmes, you are not seriously thinking of marrying that Adler woman, are you?

  Sherlock Holmes : Watson, as you well know, I am not the marrying kind. Yet... a son...