Bullseye! (1990)

Les Wright: Alf

Quotes 

• Alf : Sidney! Hey Sidney! Sidney, it's me Alf. We shared a prison cell.

  Lipton : [Pretending to be Hickler]  I think you made mistake, mister. My name is Hickler, Doctor Daniel Hickler.

  Alf : But I owe you twenty quid, Sid boy.

  Garald Bradley-Smith : I'll take that.

  [takes banknote] 

  Lipton : You don't know me.

  Alf : Geez, maybe you're right. Love the new nose Sid; the accent stinks.

  Lipton : [In normal voice]  I'm dead!