Career Opportunities (1991)

William Forsythe: Custodian

Quotes 

• [On his first day as Target janitor (night cleanup boy) Jim Dodge meets the Custodian, who points a rifle at him] 

  Custodian : Are you a slacker?

  Jim Dodge : No... Presbyterian actually.

  Custodian : What did you say? What did you say? Now I'm asking you a simple question: Are you lazy?