Father of the Bride (1991)

Martin Short: Franck Eggelhoffer

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• Franck Eggelhoffer : I vill go talk to Honk. Now, we don't want to lose him, Hiss a genius and we need his maaaaand!

• Franck Eggelhoffer : Uh-oh, I bring the wrong color thread. I assumed you'd be wearing a black "tuxado."

  George : It is a black "tuxado."

  Franck Eggelhoffer : I don't think so, babe. This tux is "nuffy" blue. No doubt about it.

  George : What're you talking about? Armani doesn't make a blue tuxedo.

  Franck Eggelhoffer : Armani don't also make "polyaster."

• George : Twelve hundred dollars?

  Franck Eggelhoffer : Vell, Mr. Banks. Dis is a very risonable price for a cake of dis magnitude.

  George : A cake, Franck, is made of flour and water. My first car didn't cost twelve hundred dollars.

  Franck Eggelhoffer : Vell, velcome to the nineties, Mr. Bonk!

• Franck Eggelhoffer : Don't vorry, Mr. Bonks. I'm going to bring the crew over to the house and give it ev'ry thing that we have in the once over department and in the end you'll be very, very happy. Trust me. You just smile away.

• Franck Eggelhoffer : It's another expensive? Oh sure, ya, you know, but ve need it.

• Franck Eggelhoffer : Oh, it's very nice. Ve change it all, though.

• George : Cops?

  Franck Eggelhoffer : I heard. Ve'll handle this together. I've got George. Ve're on our vay. Come on George, pick it up, pick it up. Let me handle dis, George. Give me your wallet.