Heidi, Heida 1 (1991) Poster

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3/10
As bad as porn can be... but funny!
spookysam5 March 2000
"Heidi, Heida" is the worst soft core porn I've ever seen. OK, every porn is bad, but this one is BAD!

But: They made it deliberately bad! So it became a funny... [how shall I call it?]... movie. Watch it and you'll laugh your a.. off - don't watch it and you'll miss nothing.
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Terrible
May-161 August 1999
Oh my god! This flick is so terribly bad...it makes headache. It is awfully bad even for a soft-porn.Totally boring,without any plot and absolutely NOT sexy.The chicks don´t look good and the film hasn´t even got a bit of an atmosphere. Don´t watch it without a pillow to fall asleep after 5 minutes.
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1/10
Very poor
augustian14 April 2015
Warning: Spoilers
This film is so bad it is difficult to put into words. Although it was supposedly released in 19994, it actually looks like the sort of soft porn film that German satellite channels were broadcasting in the 70s and 80s. This seems to be born out in one scene in which a postman is seen with a satchel bearing the date, 27 Sept 1981.

Anyway, country-girl Heidi tires of the country life and goes to live in the big city where her relatives and friends introduce the innocent girl to a life of lesbianism, drugs and lecherous men. Back home her young admirer and her father hear about these things and set off to rescue her from this dastardly lifestyle.

It looks as if this film is made from a series which has been chopped down and reassembled into one film. The problem is that some scenes look to have been truncated and some clips look to be in the wrong order. A scene near the beginning showing Heidi sunbathing is shown twice; and the nightclub scene near the end seems to be in the wrong place. The film runs for 95 minutes. There are several nude scenes but they are hardly worth bothering about. A very poor effort.
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1/10
Sorry, pals...
philip_karre9 August 2002
... I share your opinion that "Heidi, Heida" is a very bad movie, but it is no softcore movie. The version you have seen has been cut. And without any penetration the movie's even more stupid and akward.

Actually, "Heidi, Heida 1" has been the beginning of a porn series about Heidi, the young horny Barvarian mountain-girl. Paramount of this series is part three for me, called "In der Heidi ist es doch am schönsten"(Inside Heidi it's best).
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