Karniggels (1991)

Bernd Michael Lade: Koeppe

Quotes 

• Koeppe : [in telephone training, the class is watching]  If maybe we could return to the perpetrator... because... if we're gonna send out a car, we'd have to know what he looks like, meaning, I need an approximate height.

  Grandma : Medium.

  Koeppe : 1,70 or 1,80?

  Grandma : I'd say 1,80.

  Koeppe : That's not medium any more.

  Grandma : My brother-in-law is 1,96.

  Koeppe : Well, allright, we're gonna send a Bulli immediately. Er. A police car is on its way to you, right?

  Trainer : Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, who of you wants to judge this procedure?

  Nina Steenhagen : [puts her hand up] 

  Nina Steenhagen : Let's hear Miss Steenhagen.

  Nina Steenhagen : The following points. The time of theft has not been ascertained. The possibly armed perpetrator might still be in the neighbourhood, in this case immediate action is required. Concerning the description of the perpetrator: Any hints regarding age, clothing, distinguishing features etc. are lacking. - Apart from that, at the moment Köppe seems to me generally very insecure.

• Koeppe : Good day. Your driver's licence and vehicle documents, please.

  Elle : You're a trainee, right?

• Koeppe : OK, sweethearts, let's go to your place so we'll move a step forward on this.

• Koeppe : Don't be nervous, your convertible will be back soon.

  Annarina : It's the crime of the century around here, isn't it?

• Koeppe : Sesame rolls. Sometimes there's a lot on top, sometimes only little, and you have to pay for it.

• Koeppe : We just returned from riding class.

  Elle : Get in here, everyone, those two just returned from riding class!