My Own Private Idaho (1991)

William Richert: Bob Pigeon

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• Bob Pigeon : Scott. When you inherit your fortune, on your twenty-first birthday, let's see... how far away is this?

  Scott Favor : One week away, Bob, just one more week.

  Bob Pigeon : Let's not call ourselves robbers, but Diana's foresters. Gentlemen of the shade. Minions of the Moon. Men of good government.

  Scott Favor : [under his breath]  When I turn twenty-one, I don't want any more of this life. My mother and father will be surprised at the incredible change. It will impress them more when such a fuck-up like me turns good than if I had been a good son all along. All the past years I will think of as one big vacation. At least it wasn't as boring as schoolwork. All my bad behavior I'm going to throw away to pay my debt. I will change when everybody expects it the least.

• Bob Pigeon : Are you not a coward? Answer that, and that goes double!

  Mike Waters : You're calling me a coward? You fat duck!

  Bob Pigeon : I'd give a thousand dollars to be able to run as fast as you can.

  Mike Waters : It'll never happen Bob.

• Bob Pigeon : I'm afraid if I shared your wine, I might catch this awful disease you appear to have. My jacket would grow little zippers all over it and my toes would have jingle bells on them like those there.