Mystery Date (1991)

Brian McNamara: Craig McHugh

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• Tom : Isn't that illegal?

  Craig : Tom, never let the law stand in the way of a good time.

• Craig : You know what you want. The hard part is over. Do something about it.

• Tom : Well, fine. Well then I'll just go over there and say, "Hi, I'm Tom and you don't know me, but I've been spying on you for a couple of months now and I am finding you very attractive in a very real, very hormonal way." And then she'll slap me silly.

  Craig : There are worse things in this world than getting slapped by a beautiful woman, you'll see.

• Craig : Alright, now the only problem with glasses is that they tend to fly off when a woman slaps you. Just don't flinch, you take it like a man, come off it smiling.

• Craig : You like lingerie, Tommy?

  Tom : Well, I've really only read about it.