Young Catherine (1991 TV Movie)

Chris Bryant: Doctor Lande

Quotes 

• [After operating on a drunk Grand Duke Peter to correct his sexual dysfunction] 

  Alexi Orlov : What do we tell him?

  Doctor Lande : Tell him? I'd be astonished if he mentions it at all. Would you? Don't you young officers have some game where you measure your "weapon" on the table? If he asks, tell him that he cut it on a piece of broken glass. Then I suggest you tell him that he won the contest.