Red Dwarf (1992 TV Movie)

Craig Bierko: Dave Lister

Quotes 

• Dave Lister : How long have I been in stasis, Holly?

  Holly : Well I couldn't let you out until the radiation died down to a safe level. Really, you're gonna laugh.

  Dave Lister : [exasperated]  How long?

  Holly : Just under three million years.

  Dave Lister : [in shock then pauses contemplatively]  My baseball cards must be worth a fortune!

• Dave Lister : What's it feel like?

  Arnold Rimmer : Death?

  Dave Lister : Yeah.

  Arnold Rimmer : It's like being at an Amish bachelor party.

• [Kryten has asked where he might find the captain] 

  Dave Lister : Your'e a robot, right?

  Kryten : Does it show?

  Dave Lister : Only to a trained eye!