The Magic Voyage (1992)
Samantha Eggar: Queen Isabella
Quotes
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Queen Isabella : [Angrily comes bursting into the throne room] Ferdi!
King Ferdinand IV : [Panics, quickly jumps out of the large throne and onto the smaller one] What is it darling? What a pleasant surprise. What're you doing up so early?
Queen Isabella : All your lousy screaming woke me up!
[She notices Columbus and instantly becomes enamored]
Queen Isabella : Oh! Who's this?
Christopher Columbus : Hello!
King Ferdinand IV : [Coming down the stairs towards them] No one dear. Just another "genius".
Queen Isabella : What? I don't believe you. He's much too handsome.
[gives a kiss on Columbus's cheek]
Christopher Columbus : Oh, but I am a genius, your Greatness.
Queen Isabella : [Continues flirting with Columbus, making him appear lovestruck] Fascinating! So tell me, what can little Issy do for you?
Christopher Columbus : Oh, I forget!
Pico : [Annoyed] Hey! Snap out of it and ask her about the ships!
Christopher Columbus : [Comes back to senses] What? Oh, yes yes, right! I need three ships, your majesty.
Queen Isabella : Three ships?
Christopher Columbus : Uh huh.
Queen Isabella : Are you going away? But you only just got here!
[Starts coming towards him with her arms out, making Columbus backstep]
Christopher Columbus : Yes, yes I found a new route to go get...
[trips over the king who was standing behind him]
Christopher Columbus : Spices. Gold. Jewelry!
Queen Isabella : Ooh jewelry! Why didn't you say so? We've got too many lousy ships anyway!
King Ferdinand IV : W-well, I really think you...
[the queen cuts him off]
Queen Isabella : Shut up!
[Takes off one of her golden ship earrings]
Queen Isabella : And you'll need money, of course. Maybe this will help!
[She hands it to Columbus who gladly takes it]
Christopher Columbus : It will! Oh, your majesty, what a lovely symbolic...
[King Ferdinand jumps up and swipes the earring]
King Ferdinand IV : Not so fast! I just happen to know, your compass is out of whack, Señor!
