Blame It on the Bellboy (1992)
Richard Griffiths: Maurice Horton
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Quotes
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Maurice Horton : So what's the form then? Do I pay you now?
Caroline Wright : You don't carry that sort of cash around, do you?
Maurice Horton : What sort of cash are we talking about?
Caroline Wright : Well, how much do you think it's worth?
Maurice Horton : It's all new to me.
[picks up his wallet]
Maurice Horton : Uhm, sixty? Eighty? A hundred?
Caroline Wright : Okay, a hundred. A hundred thousand is about right.
Maurice Horton : A hundred thousand? No, no. I was talking about Pounds.
Caroline Wright : Well, so am I. A hundred thousand Pounds.
Maurice Horton : What?
Caroline Wright : You deaf as well as debauched? Watch my mouth. One hundred thousand Pounds.
Maurice Horton : [incredulous] A hundred thousand Pounds for a bit of rumpy bumpy?
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Maurice Horton : [Horton has just paid 210,000,000 lira, the equivalent of 100,000 pounds, to Caroline for the Villa Romano] Just so you know, it bloody well wasn't worth it!
Caroline Wright : [Slyly] Don't worry, neither is this house.
Maurice Horton : One hundred thousand pounds for a villa in Venice. How could I lose?
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Maurice Horton : [Horton has agreed to pay Caroline the asking price] But it had better be some special hanky-panky.
Caroline Wright : Wait a minute, you're only going to agree to pay me in cash, if I have *SEX WITH YOU*?
Maurice Horton : Well, yes.
Caroline Wright : [angry] Why you disgusting, slimy, debauched......
[seeing a speedboat pass by]
Caroline Wright : [angrily] Oh, all right!
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[Patricia has Maurice, Rosemary and Caroline at gunpoint]
Rosemary Horton : He's her to buy this villa for us.
Patricia Fulford : [angrily] Bollocks! HE came here for MEDI-DATE!
Rosemary Horton : Medi-what?
Patricia Fulford : Medi-DATE! Look it up, sister!
[some time later]
Rosemary Horton : What's Medi-Date?
Maurice Horton : Um, gobbledygook, dear. The poor woman's clearly off her rocker.
