- Ralph Willum: I'll tell you a secret. I didn't do it for science. And I didn't do it for glory. I'M JUST MEAN!
- Ralph Willum: What's the Bob motto?
- Bob: If God had...
- Ralph Willum: I can't hear you!
- Bob: If GOD had wanted me to be like normal people, he would have made me look like normal people...
- [Bob Willum and a grieving widow are at a grave]
- Ralph Willum: Dearly beloved we are gathered...
- [He notices sand leaking out of the coffin, as it is devoid of the corpse]
- Ralph Willum: Well... what the fuck, why dwell on it?
- Opening title card: Life's a bitch and then you die. Usually.