Diggstown (1992)

Oliver Platt: Fitz

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• Gabriel Caine : Do you know the difference between a hustler and a good con-man?

  Fitz : No.

  Gabriel Caine : A hustler has to get out of town as quick as he can, but a good con-man - he doesn't have to leave until he wants to.

• Fitz : Who's next?

  Gabriel Caine : It's the guy who kicked your ass all over Nel's bar.

  Fitz : [to Honey Roy Palmer]  Rip his tits off.

• Gabriel Caine : [Fitz, lying on the motel room bed, extremely hungover]  So, can I get you something? How about some anchovies and milk? Some deviled eggs? Fitzy, come on, you gotta get up and take me to the airport, 'cause I gotta go to Texas and get Roy, like, now.

  Fitz : Why do you have to go get Roy? There's no problem with him coming down on his own.

  Gabriel Caine : There is if he doesn't know he's supposed to. Sugar?

  [for his coffee] 

  Fitz : What? Gabe?

  Gabriel Caine : Yes?

  Fitz : Roy's in, right? I mean, did Roy say he isn't in? He didn't say that, did he?

  Gabriel Caine : No, no, no, no, no. He's in. I mean, pretty much. You know, he hasn't said that he's... out.

  Fitz : Gabe?

  Gabriel Caine : Yes?

  Fitz : What did he say when you asked him if he's in?

  Gabriel Caine : Fitz... I haven't asked him yet.

  [holds up coffee] 

  Fitz : [Fitz runs to the bathroom, slams the door and proceeds to get sick]  No good? How about some pork tartare? Some goulash, maybe? How about a little Spam and yogurt? How about some moo goo gai pan?

• Fitz : [after lots of arguing over the rules for the bet]  Excuse me, do I look stupid to you? Or have you people been breeding too close to the gene pool again?

  John Gillon : [slams fist down]  Diggstown IS Olivair County.

  Gabriel Caine : A day IS 24 hours.

  John Gillon : [shaking his head, laughing]  Mr. Caine, my son and his friend are trying desperately to regain their honor, and his car. While I admire their courage as men I worry a great deal about their safety. They're boys. Let them wear their headgear, just those two, and you can have your 24 hour day. But Diggstown is in Olivair County, and any man residing in the county is a Diggstown man.

  Gabriel Caine : [goes to take a drink and stops]  I'll tell you what. Any man residing inside the county line TODAY... and can prove it, is a Diggstown man.

  John Gillon : Why you don't think I'd stoop to bringing in a ringer, do you Mr. Caine?

  Gabriel Caine : [slickly spins the top off his liquor bottle and pours himself a drink]  Not now I don't.