Encino Man (1992)

Brendan Fraser: Link

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Quotes 

• Dave : The only thing you have ever cared about was nugs, chillin' and grindage.

  Stoney : Yeah? Well, I happen to care right now!

  Dave : THAT'S convenient. You came along for the ride, and you let ME do the dirty work... 'cause you thought it might work out to your advantage.

  Stoney : [as Dave walks off]  Those are desperate words of a LOSER. Maybe Matt Wilson was right about you all along.

  Dave : [turning to face him]  Take that back, Stoney.

  Stoney : No, YOU take that back!

  Dave : [shoves Stoney]  TAKE IT BACK!

  [they start fighting, Dave takes Stoney to the ground] 

  Stoney : You're a loser.

  Link : [as he separates them]  FAMILY!

  Dave : [Link restrains Dave]  All right! I'm sorry.

  Link : Family.

• Stoney : [a car horn is heard]  Your parents!

  Dave : My parents!

  Link : AHH!

• Dave : Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?

  Stoney : God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.

  Dave : God, you can't do that to me.

  [looking more closely at Link] 

  Dave : What's on his Nose?

  Stoney : Ya know what, Dave, just Chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.

  Dave : You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?

  Stoney : Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse.

  Dave : They are?

  Stoney : Unh-huh!

  Dave : Oh, cool!

  Link : Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...

  Stoney , Link : [howling together]  Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy!

• Link : Betty nugs.

• Link : Weeze the juice!

• Link : [imitates Arnold Schwarzenegger]  I'll be back.

  Raji : No buds chill!

• Link : [calling out to Matt, who's pummeling Dave at the hockey rink]  Wheeze the juice!

  Matt Wilson : [Matt stops and turns to Link]  HEY! You wanna a piece of me?

  Matt Wilson : [Matt skates up to Link]  I don't know you, I don't like you. As of now, I'm all over you.

  [Matt punches Link in the face]