Flodder in Amerika! (1992)

Huub Stapel: Johnnie Flodder

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Quotes 

• Johnny Flodder , Klaus Flodder : [look on a map of New York] 

  Klaus Flodder : All those streets have numbers!

  Johnny Flodder : Then you can tell them from each other!

  Klaus Flodder : Uhuh!

  Johnny Flodder : [pointing to a street on the map]  Hey, look here, Wall Street! Sounds good to me!

  Klaus Flodder : Wall Street? What is that?

  Johnny Flodder : That is like De Walletjes. Much money is involved.

• Johnny Flodder : [sees Geoffrey touching Kees's butt] 

  Johnny Flodder : [to the ladies] 

  Johnny Flodder : Excuse me, ladies...

  Johnny Flodder : [gives the glass with beer to a random lady]  What does that guy want from you, Kees?

  Geoffrey : Oh, hello!

  Johnny Flodder : Did he touch you?

  Kees Flodder : He wanted to kiss me.

  Johnny Flodder : [pointing to Geoffrey, in Dutch]  Hey, I warn you, hands off from my sister!

  Johnny Flodder : [got grabbed by two security guards] 

  Security guard : [throws Johnnie against a wall] 

  Geoffrey : Hey, hey, hey, leave him, alright?

  Security guard : Are you sure?

  Geoffrey : Yes!

  Security guard : [releases him] 

  Johnny Flodder : What kind of tricks are these?

  Kees Flodder : [to Geoffrey, talking about Johnnie]  He is my brother.

  Geoffrey : Your brother! O, look. Hey, I am pleased to meet you. I am Geoffrey. Sorry about the rough stuff, but you can't blame me for looking after your sister. You don't have to worry about me. I know how to treat a lady like a lady. And I know your sister is every bit of a lady.

  Kees Flodder : He is a bit of a weirdo, but he didn't do a thing yet.

  Johnny Flodder : Well, er... if he goes too far, just call me.

• Johnny Flodder : [seeing three black men beating up someone]  Quite an unbalance, don't you think?

  [the gang stops the beating] 

  Negro gang #1 (with a bandana) : Check this up, fellows! Who the fuck you think you are, the Partridge Family?

  Johnny Flodder : Leave that man alone!

  Negro gang #1 (with a bandana) : Who the fuck are you?

  Johnny Flodder : I am Johnnie, this is my family and we're from Holland!

  [Gang is laughing out loud] 

  Negro gang #1 (with a bandana) : Well, well, well, you check this out, Johnnie! You don't see fucking Holland again!

  Negro gang #2 (with a cap) : Yo... where's Holland?

  Negro gang #1 (with a bandana) : It is in the Bronx, don't you know what I think?

  Negro gang #2 (with a cap) : Cut him, Leroy.

  Leroy : Yeah... I wanna cut him.

  [gets his knife] 

  Johnny Flodder : [is faster though, and kicks Leroy on the ground] 

  Negro gang #1 (with a bandana) : Yeah, get some fuckin' ass!

  [gets his baseball club] 

  Negro gang #1 (with a bandana) : Let's get them...

  [swings but misses] 

  Negro gang #2 (with a cap) : [gets a chain and wants to hit Ma Flodder] 

  Ma Flodder : [wraps the chain around him, and takes some liquid, and spits in his face] 

  Negro gang #2 (with a cap) : My eyes! I can't see!

  Negro gang #1 (with a bandana) : [tries to hit with the club but hits one of his fellows]  Fuck!

  Toet Flodder , Henkie Flodder : [get a bin, turn it upside down and cover Gang #2 with it, kick him at the legs] 

  Negro gang #2 (with a cap) : [falls] 

  Johnny Flodder : [hits gang #1] 

  Negro gang #1 (with a bandana) : [gets disoriented and hits Kees's boobs and then falls down] 

  Ma Flodder : [laughs]