Dana Ivey: Desk Clerk
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Quotes
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Kate McCallister : [at the Plaza Hotel] What kind of hotel allows a child to check in alone?
Desk Clerk : The boy had a very convincing story.
Kate McCallister : What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Desk Clerk : The finest in New York.
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Gangster : [on a video playing on a TV in another room] All right. I believe ya... but my Tommy gun don't! Get down on your knees and tell me you love me!
Concierge : [to the others] On your knees.
[they get down on their knees. The Concierge is so embarrassed it takes him a few moments to summon up the nerve to say the words]
Concierge : [with all the enthusiasm he can muster] I love you!
[in the other room, Kevin snickers and hits the play button again]
Gangster : You gotta do better than that!
Concierge , Bellman , Desk Clerk , Cliff , Security Guard : [chorusing] I love you!
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Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk : I'm confused.
Kevin McCallister : I'm traveling with my dad. He's at a meeting. I hate meetings. Plus I'm not allowed to go in. I can only sit in the lobby. That's boring. So he dropped me off here. He gave me his credit card and told me to give this to whoever was welcoming people in so I won't get into mischief. And ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief.
[Mrs. Stone glares at him]
Kevin McCallister : We *all* do!
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Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk : Can I help you?
Kevin McCallister : A reservation for McCallister?
Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk : A reservation for yourself?
Kevin McCallister : Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. I'm barely able to look over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so.
