Innocent Blood (1992)

Robert Loggia: Sallie (The Shark) Macelli

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Quotes 

• Sal Macelli : What's this?

  Gilly : It's a - a toaster.

  Sal Macelli : It's a Toast-R-Oven. Whoa. Hey, it's a nice one. A lot of buttons. Hit this button, pops open. You could put anything in here. A slice of pizza; pastry. You pop it in, comes out. Crust is crisp. Microwave don't do that. You ever tried cooking calzone in a microwave? Comes out like a limp dick.

• Sallie (The Shark) Macelli : I'm going to grind you down to blood and screams.

• [after becoming a vampire] 

  Sal Macelli : I can hear an angel fart.

• Sal Macelli : Prepare yourself for a little bit of Heaven.

  [presents a dish of mussels and garlic] 

  Marie : Non for me thanks.

  Sal Macelli : Hey, mangia, mangia. You're a good looking broad but I gotta tell you, a little meat on the bones it never goes out of style. Mussels and garlic, from Munafo's for Christ's sake, come on.