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7/10
Vampired to the Mob
Coventry10 March 2006
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It's about time John Landis delivered a worthy follow-up to "An American Werewolf in London"! That particular classic was one of the only films ever to successfully blend gross horror situations with likable black humor. "Innocent Blood" does the same, albeit less impressively. The crime-congested streets of Pittsburgh form an excellent setting for this light-headed and often cheesy crossover between vampire horror and mafia action that also has a great cast and terrific make-up effects. Marie is an incredibly sexy but not exactly cheerful vampire with a strong appetite for human blood, yet she only feeds on criminals and other scum that doesn't deserve to live. With the large number of Italian gangsters ruling the city, Marie can easily still her hunger and simultaneously improve the safety on the streets. However, when she fails to properly eliminate mob boss Sal Macelli, he turns into a vampire as well, and his bloody intentions are far more dangerous to the world. Marie will require the help of undercover cop Joe Gennaro in order to destroy Macelli for good. The screenplay of "Innocent Blood" is rather exciting and Landis effectively gets rid of some ancient vampire clichés. Wooden stakes are no longer required to kill them, Marie does have a reflection in the mirror and the eyes of vampires suddenly take on all the bright colors of the rainbow. Natural sunlight is still pretty painful, apparently, and that's illustrated in a fantastic sequence with class actor Don Rickles. Talking about the cast, "Innocent Blood" assembles some of the best actors for a modest horror production ever. Anne Parrilaud was already famous for her role of female assassin Nikita and especially the male casting choices were splendid, with Robert Loggia, Anthony LaPlagia and Chazz Palminteri. The most exhilarating aspect about this film (for horror fans, at least) is John Landis over-enthusiast dedication to the genre! There's always some classic horror film playing on TV in the background and numerous prominent filmmakers appear in small roles or cameos. Most memorable are Sam Raimi (creator of "The Evil Dead") as the meat truck guy and Frank Oz as the pathologist. Highly recommended!
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7/10
Featherweight dark comedy about a sexy bloodsucker, though exceptionally well-done
moonspinner557 October 2006
John Landis is not the type of director who goes for any deeper meaning in his films outside of the occasional well-staged car chase in heavy traffic; however, this time, working with Michael Wolk's first-rate screenplay, he excels in narrative as well as in visual form. An undercover cop in Pittsburgh, posing as a thief for the Mob, becomes attracted to the scintillating French woman who is hellbent on killing kingpin Robert Loggia (seems she's a bloodsucker by night--and forgot to "finish the food" the evening she put the bite on Loggia's Sal the Shark!). Not terribly bright, but full of puckish black humor and one exciting, masterfully staged sequence after another. And when things calm down a bit, as with the motel sequence between hot twosome Anne Parillaud and Anthony LaPaglia, Landis is adept at smoothly changing the movie's rhythm. It's an impressive, gory, foul-mouthed, yet adrenalized and satirical piece of work, Landis' best. *** from ****
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7/10
good mafia-vampire comedy
general_zod4ever27 April 2006
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Now this film was directed by horror-comedy great John Landis (American werewolf in London, Michael Jackson's Thriller Video). In this film, we follow the story of a beautiful and good willed "vampiress" who always decides that her preys will be criminals. That is her way of ridding society of "evil", bite them and then shoot them. But on the one given day she decided to have some "italian" for lunch by taking a bite out of the mob boss, she does a big boo-boo. Once bitten, she did not have time to finish him off. So the "Godfather" (now a vampire) decides to turn every one of his goons into a vampire mafia posse.

That film is quite entertaining due to the interaction between the vampire girl and the undercover cop she will get to meet and befriend. The cop wants to arrest her because he knows she's a killer, but then again she's a vampire and he fears her. She is as strong as 30 men, will not take any orders from him, she only wants to be friends with him and throughout the movie he will learn to trust her.

Now this may not be the motion picture of the year, but it really does contain a whole lot of very funny moments, such like when the mob boss develops this appetite for raw meat and delves into his lawyer's refrigerator lol, or decides that he wants to sleep in a meat freezer because it is quite comfortable and smells good too lol.

You wanna get a good laugh... rent this one out... you will not be disappointed at all
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Vampires Over Pittsburgh
BaronBl00d10 July 2001
What a nice surprise it was seeing this horror-comedy by director John Landis. Landis tells the story of a French female vampire, who does really not enjoy killing for food but must, rely on mobsters for her blood(making the killings look like mob hits afterwards). The story takes place in Pittsburgh, and the city never looked better on film. In fact, Landis has many marvelous shots of the city at night with snow falling in the background. It is a very stylish looking film. The primary story deals with the vampire(played with sex appeal by Anne Parrilaud) bite the throat of mob boss Robert Loggia only to be interrupted, escape, and find out that Loggia has turned into one of the undead on his way to create a legion of vampire mobsters. The premise is handled with care and works thanks to the direction of Landis, the good special effects, and the character acting in the film. Robert Logia, ever the versatile actor, does a wonderful job as this mob boss. Amongst his henchmen is lawyer Don Rickles in a well-played straight role. Anthony LaPaglia is the male lead and he is not a household name for a reason. He can't act! You have to love Landis for his love of the horror genre. In many scenes he has famous horror films playing on televisions in the background(Beast of 20,000 Fathoms and Dracula are two) as well as populates this film with genre cameos like Forry Ackerman, directors Sam Raimi and Dario Argento, Linea Quigley, muppet maestro Frank Oz, and Tom Savini. A well-made comedy horror film.
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7/10
Stylish, Funny, Highly Original Gangster-Vampire Adventure
ShootingShark2 November 2008
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Marie is a vampire in the big city who picks her victims from the criminal underworld. One night she hooks a big fish, crime boss Sal Macelli, but the feed goes wrong - she has to flee before she finishes him off. Now he is one of her kind, she must find and dispatch him before he can feed and become immeasurably powerful …

This is an extremely enjoyable vampire movie. It's a handsome production, with excellent Pittsburgh location photography. It has plenty of scary and sexy moments, like all good vampire films should. But most of all, Michael Wolk's script cleverly mixes together horror and gangster movie elements with terrific results. Sal starts out as your standard crime boss, does a very funny slavering transformation into a vampire, then realises the implications for his syndicate if he turns them into superhuman killers. He's still in the same line of work; nightlife, killing and power-struggles, only now he and his men will be unstoppable at it ! This is a terrific idea; the only film which even vaguely resembles it is Juan Padrón's brilliant but little-seen 1985 Cuban movie Vampiros En La Habana. Talented perennial supporting player Loggia has tremendous fun as the evil kingpin, staggering around in horror as he wakes up in the morgue, sucking the blood out of frozen steaks and generally terrifying the life out of everyone. Parillaud (Nikita) is great as Marie the vampire; lithe, athletic, frequently nude and with an amusingly ear-bashing thick French accent, and LaPaglia judges the all-over-the-place part of Joe well as he juggles layers of undercover cop / turncoat / vampire lover / confused hero. The support cast are full of funny performers too, particularly Rickles as the mob lawyer (his two death scenes are hilarious), Kagan as his much put-upon wife, Guzman as a detective, Proval as a hoodlum, scream queen Quigley as a nurse and Landis' trademark cameos by directors (here Dario Argento, Michael Ritchie, Tom Savini and a funny Sam Raimi as a meat-locker clerk). Landis directs with great wit and style; he makes the movie feel like an authentic spaghetti-and-meatballs Italian American gangster film which a vampire has mistakenly wandered into and milks the comic/horror potential for all its worth. Featuring great monster makeup by Steve Johnson, scary eyeball effects by Bill Taylor and Syd Dutton and lots of great old horror movie clips on TV, this is a fine frighteningly funny fanged flick for horror fans looking for something stylish and different.
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7/10
Bloody and sexy
janet-557 February 2006
I'm not really into the vampire movie thing, but this film is not serious and does not take itself seriously. That said one must bear in mind that there is an incredible amount of bloodletting, so if gore isn't your cup of tea I'd recommend you miss this one (unless of course you're a Parillaud, LaPaglia or Loggia fan in which case ignore my preamble, they are all great!!)I thought the film at 112 minutes was a little too long and at times lost pace; but if you like blood, sex and nudity than that shouldn't be a problem. I think John Landis made this film specifically to entertain and amuse his director chums including Sam Raimi who has a cameo part. The use of Dracula and Hitchcock films screened on as many televisions as possible throughout the movie is a witty touch. I particularly liked the blood swirling down the shower drain in the style of "Psycho" as vampire Marie sluices off after her latest kill. The photography is in many scenes quite unexpectedly lovely. For example the sex scene in the motel is strangely beautiful, gentle and tasteful in the middle of this bloodbath of a movie, and came as a pleasant surprise; as does in general the photography of the snowy Pittsburgh streets. Naturally the film is an utter load of tosh, but there are some great one-liners in there. And Parillaud and LaPaglia make a very sexy duo.
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7/10
Everything Twilight Is Not
BleakDestiny14 October 2011
Before Twilight we still had the forbidden vampire/human love....but thankfully there was no sparkling and there was blood....lots of it. Vampires did what they were supposed to do....kill.

Innocent Blood is a surprisingly interesting take on this notion. A peaceful female vampire who only feeds on the blood of the evil and a police officer after her after a high profile murder come together to face a common foe.

LaPaglia I always refer to as the poor mans Bill Pullman since they always remind me of one another, but for the right reasons. He is likable and this is essential for any leading man. Does LaPaglia take this opportunity and run with it? No! But he is entertaining none the less. Its our lady vamp who steals show, her performance is fantastic. She remains feminine and even fragile for most of the film but still maintains an animalistic ferocity that is required for the blood sucker role.

This movie breaks down no walls and is nothing we for the most part haven't seen before but its refreshing, well acted and with a sweet ending.

Its a shame you have to look so hard for other movies including members of the movies cast because most are excellent but badly underused within the industry.
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5/10
Pretty funny.
HumanoidOfFlesh1 December 2002
"Innocent Blood" is an unusual mix of comedy,gangster movie and gory horror.Anne Parrilaud is a vampire with a strong appetite for blood.She turns to Italians as her next food source.The film has some great moments of humour,and there is plenty of cheesy gore and violence.The eye effects are outstanding and the film is well-written and doesn't fall into too many vampire cliches.It's also notable because of the short appearances of Tom Savini,Sam Raimi,Dario Argento and Linnea Quigley.Worth a look,if you want to be entertained!
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9/10
One of the best from John Landis!
capkronos9 April 2003
This underrated and under-appreciated horror comedy from John (AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN London) Landis has everything you could possibly want in a 90's vampire movie...good special effects, stylish direction, a top-notch cast, action, comedy, explosions, sight-gags, freefalls off of rooftops, shootouts, blood, gore, dismemberment, clever film references, gangsters, spoofy dialog, car crashes, sex, nudity and a slew of cameos (a trademark of the director). Seldom has a filmmaker gone all out to please genre fans, but Landis has done just that with this fun and entertaining film.

Slinky French beauty Anne Parillaud (of LA FEMME NIKITA fame) is Marie, a sexy vampire prowling the snowy streets of Pittsburgh. She only kills the scum of the city and controls vampire overpopulation by blowing the heads off her victims with a shotgun after feeding! When she becomes involved with a local gang of mobsters and accidentally turns mob moss Sal 'The Shark' Macelli (Robert Loggia, who's terrific) into a vampire, things get a bit out of hand. When Sal is bitten and escapes, he realizes the extent of his newly-acquired vampiric traits and sinks his teeth into his crime family members, creating a whole slew of nearly-unstoppable bloodsucking gangsters intent on taking over the entire city! It's up to Marie and cop Joe Gennaro (Anthony LaPaglia) to stop them.

Aside from the three appealing leads, Don Rickles contributes a great supporting performance as Sal's sleazy lawyer and there's fun to be had in playing spot-the-horror-celebrity. Look for Forry Ackerman, Dario Argento, Steve Johnson (who also did the make-up effects), Frank Oz, Linnea Quigley, Sam Raimi and Tom Savini. Plus, you can spot Peter Cushing, Alfred Hitchcock, Christopher Lee, Bela Lugosi and others on TV sets throughout the film.

This is a film made by horror fans FOR horror fans. Enjoy!
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7/10
a bloody good time
lee_eisenberg11 June 2006
It may surprise some people to learn that the man behind "Animal House" and "The Blues Brothers" directed a vampire movie, but it's true. And it's not a bad movie, either. Portraying sexy French vampire Marie (Anne Parillaud) killing Pittsburgh mafia people but accidentally letting one (Robert Loggia) live - thereby letting him turn more people into vampires - the movie takes some interesting turns. This is the sort of flick that would easily make anyone respect creatures of the night. If I was Anthony LaPaglia's character, I would be only too happy to help her out.

OK, so maybe this movie seems a little silly, but I still hold that it's impossible not to like. John Landis always has some interesting ideas. Also starring Chazz Palminteri and Angela Bassett.
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5/10
Mafia Vampires
JoeB13124 July 2008
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This film has not aged well...

The plot line is that a hot female vampire who can't act her way out of a wet paper bag decides that she is going to start feeding on Mafia associates because they deserve it, anyway. (Or, as she euphemistically puts it, going out for Italian.) She drains the local godfather, but fails to decapitate him afterwards, causing him to come back to life and convert his whole crew into vampires. She teams up with an undercover cop to hunt them down.

That's the plot in a nutshell. The rest is filler.

Some other notes. THere are a number of scenes on television culled from better vampire movies starring Christopher Lee and Bela Lugosi. There's also a scene with Dan Quayle looking especially goofy on TV. (Not sure why they included this, other than it was 1992, and they wanted to ridicule Dan Quayle.)

The lead actress does a number of full nude shots and a pretty graphic sex scene you'd never see in a movie today.

The highlight of this movie is Robert Loggia playing the Vampire Don. "When you're made in this family, you're made by me!"
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8/10
Very bloody, equally funny, take on vampires and crime.
llltdesq12 December 2001
This is not something I would typically enjoy, but it was recommended to me by someone I trust, so I watched it and was happily surprised. Citizen Kane it isn't, but we already have one of those and not everything has to be Great Cinema anyway. This is a very bloody (not my cup of tea, so to speak), very funny take on vampires and criminals. Good script, good performances, particularly from Parrilaud, Loggia and Don Rickles (!), playing a lawyers that even other lawyers would give a wide berth to in distaste. What happens to him is hilarious and proof that there can be justice, at least in films! Watch for the scene with the ambulance attendant and for the blonde nurse in the hospital. Check out the credits for some familiar names. Don't expect Art here, just sit back and have some fun. Recommended.
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7/10
What's not to like?
evileyereviews8 August 2010
Bloody good entertainment this was. This one has it all, sans the stuffiness born of prudence. Beginning with some full frontal nudity, how are we to not like this horror comedy? And there is so much to like, including a wonderful cast peppered with multiple cameos and incredible horror homages. Even some of the myths are flagrantly flouted for fun. The acting was fine for what it was- entertaining. The direction of Landis was stylishly proud of its genre. With lots of blood and beautiful shots of a nocturnal Pittsburgh, the camera's lens settles in nicely. When the ending threatened to be cheesy, it answered with crackers. Ashe.

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5/10
Less than perfect.
gridoon24 September 2001
This is certainly a slickly made, good-looking movie with great special effects and some entertaining moments (like the ultimate fate of Don Rickles), but overall there is just something about it that doesn't allow me to call it a complete success. It's pretty slow-moving, and the mix of horror, gangster movie and comedy is not perfectly harmonious. However, Loggia makes an imposing villain and LaPaglia is likable. (**)
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* *1/2 out of 4.
brandonsites198123 August 2002
Glossy horror / comedy about sexy vampire Marie (Anne Parillaud) who only kills those that should be dead. While feeding on a local mobster (Robert Loggia) she is disrupted and forced to leave before she can finish him off. He returns to life and sets up shop turning the members of his criminal family into vampires. Adding to Marie's problems is her relationship with a police officer (Anthony La Paglia) out to nab Loggia. Loggia is terrific in a dynamic performance. He steals the whole show. Parillaud has some rather sexy moments. And the film does a good job of balancing the comedy and horror.

Rated R; Nudity, Sexual Situations, Graphic Violence and Profanity.
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7/10
Quite Good
fairys_burn_things2 February 2021
The vampire lady is quite sexy and it kept my attention all the way through
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7/10
INNOCENT BLOOD (John Landis, 1992) ***
Bunuel197618 October 2011
As some of you may know, I not only consider Landis' AN American WEREWOLF IN London (1981) the finest "Wolf Man" flick ever but it is also, hands down, the greatest horror film to emerge during the last 3 decades. Still, while I have always been aware of this one – which deals with vampires – I somehow never got around to watching it until now! I did catch Landis' two good entries in the "Masters Of Horror" series, though, not to mention the debacle that was his episode from TWILIGHT ZONE: THE MOVIE (1983).

Anyway, this is typical of the era in keeping nudity (right from the start, and some of which is surprisingly kinky!) and gore (as expected from a vampire movie, we get plenty of the red stuff) at the forefront. The film attempts to give a novel spin to the well-worn theme by making the heroine something of a femme fatale (a well-cast Anne Parillaud) – complete with first-person narration, where she rather uninspiringly refers to other humans as "food" – and throwing her amidst a modern-day world of 'cops and robbers' (thus continuing the noir analogy but which does not really lead anywhere!). The latter seems to emanate from a Martin Scorsese picture, what with the first such scene involving a man being beaten in the face with a toaster, but then it leans towards the heavy-handed when the mobster (Robert Loggia), vampirized by Parillaud when he takes her home for a fling, begins to infect his gang left, right and center!

The hero (Anthony LaPaglia) is an undercover cop and he instantly catches the eye of the leading lady in that she does not want to convert him to her nature, even if his pursuit of her for presumably killing Loggia (which he had been meticulously planning to personally bring down) is relentless – she even glides over him in a POV shot inside a church! Once he realizes what she is (though, apparently, the word "vampire" is never actually used!), he naturally has a hard time convincing his colleagues...that is, until corpses start coming back to life with uncomfortable regularity. Herein, however, lies the film's main problem: the vampires here hardly act like your typical bloodsucker (which, by the way, they do not simply bite the jugular but rather tear right into the neck like an animal!). When aroused, their eyes glow and they give out feral sounds (which again resemble more a werewolf or, at least a panther, as this reminded me quite a bit of CAT PEOPLE {1982}!). Besides, the deathly make-up makes them look more like zombies than anything else!

Other minuses, while we are on the subject, and especially in comparison with American WEREWOLF, is that the script (not written by the director himself in this case) shows little of the earlier film's knack in blending together the narrative's two styles, to the point that the comedy and horror here seem to belong in different movies but, also, the accompanying soundtrack pales beside that of the 1981 lycanthrope masterpiece (though one appreciates the in-joke of the mob being particularly fond of Frank Sinatra, given the singer/actor's notorious lifelong association with real-life underworld figures)! That said, a number of scenes are well done (notably Don Rickles' literal hospital 'meltdown'), Parillaud and Loggia (amusingly, he does not know what he has become at first and goes apeshit when he starts disintegrating in the sunlight) are terrific and, as usual, Landis incorporates his usual touches of the fabled "See You Next Wednesday" marquee and a handful of 'star' cameos, including genre authority Forrest J. Ackerman, directors Frank Oz and Michael Ritchie, and even fellow horror-meisters Dario Argento (then filming TRAUMA {1993} in the U.S.), Sam Raimi and Tom Savini!
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6/10
great premise
SnoopyStyle13 April 2016
Joey Gennaro (Anthony LaPaglia) is a new henchman for mob boss Salvatore 'The Shark' Macelli (Robert Loggia). Sal is a ruthless killer. Joey turns out to be an undercover cop working under U.S. Attorney Sinclair (Angela Bassett). Marie (Anne Parillaud) is a vampire with a moral code. She only kills the criminal class and she finishes her food meaning she decapitates them before they turn. Tony (Chazz Palminteri) vouched for Joey but he gets eaten by Marie. Her next target is Sal but she doesn't finish before she gets shot and chased away. Sal is reborn and Marie needs help to bring him down.

I really like the premise of a gangster vampire. I would have preferred a dark intense horror. Director John Landis brings a lighter touch which detracts from the intensity. There is plenty of blood but it's not that grotesque. LaPaglia does great mobster acting but this movie could use another type of action hero. The premise is great but the execution is less than thrilling.
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4/10
Forgettable vampire movie.
Out of the vampire movies I have watched, this one is just forgettable. The story is really weak with the acutal plot not happening until later in the movie. First part of the movie is simple with Maria narrating her life and killing two guys. But after one of her victims turns into a vampire, it becomes her trying to hunt him down. That plotline is pretty predictable and is easily guess what happened next. The enjoyment factor is rather mix with a couple of enjoyable action scenes in it, but there's a couple of stale parts where nothing interesting happens. Also the comedy itself is rather weak because none of the humor is that funny at all. And the movie have a anticlimactic ending to it.

I do like how the movie is a mixture of vampires, gangster, and buddy cop genres which is a interesting idea to combine together. But I wish it executed a lot better than what we got.
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8/10
One of the best vampire movies I've ever seen
gjwr-119 April 2005
The story, actors and the limited special effect use all combine to make a great movie. Anne Parillard was perfect in her role as the French Vampire, Anthony LaPaglia is a great foil for Parillard. Robert Loggia as the Mafia Don almost stole the whole movie but the best character honors went to Don Rickles who played Loggia's legal mouth piece. The cinematography is first rate, the blending of the score and action is very smooth. Setting the time of the movie during Chrismas adds to the mix. I watch An American Werewolf in London then Innocent Blood followed by An American Werewolf in Paris every Holloween Eve. Holloween day I watch Dawn of the Dead and Day of Trifids. What can I say, I love horror movies.
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6/10
An Italian Vampire Mob Boss in America!
The_Void29 November 2006
John Landis will always be best remembered for his comedy horror hit American Werewolf in London, and Innocent Blood does nothing to change that. While Landis plays around with the 'rules' in a similar way to what he did with American Werewolf, Innocent Blood just doesn't do for the vampire genre what the earlier film did for werewolves. However, despite not being as good as Landis' best work, Innocent Blood is a successful fusion of crime, horror and comedy - and it's sure to entertain whoever watches it, which I'm pretty sure was Landis' main aim anyway. The plot focuses on Marie; a sexy French vampire with a lust for sex. She decides to look in the Italian Mafia community for her next meal, and after chomping her way through Tony, she sets her sights on 'Sal the Shark'. However, things go awry when her feeding is interrupted by a police officer and Sal is left to turn into a vampire. He wakes up very confused in the local morgue, while she begins to develop a crush on the interrupting officer. The mob boss represents a big problem; however, as he sees fit to turn his mob into bloodsucking vampires!

Landis has put together a good cast for this flick, although the most notable stars are given lesser roles. Chazz Palminteri doesn't last nearly long enough, while Luis Guzman hardly has any screen time and there are also blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameos from the likes of Dario Argento, Sam Raimi, Tom Savini and Linnea Quigley. Anne Parillaud is seductive in the lead role, however, and she is given good support from Robert Loggia as the vampire mob boss. Anthony LaPaglia fails to make any kind of impression in the lead role and overall I'm disappointed that it didn't fall to the talented Chazz Palminteri. I have to say that the film is slightly overlong, as the plot starts to feel stretched by the end; but Landis does a good job of sending up the vampire and gangster sub-genres with a number of trademarks making their way into the film (in a mostly comical fashion). There's a fair amount of gore, and much of it is quite imaginative, which is nice. On the whole, I can't say that this film is a favourite of mine, or even a favourite vampire film; but it's good stuff and comes recommended to cult aficionados.
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1/10
*shudders*
Apathygrrl11 December 2001
In a word... awful. I rented this movie because I'm a fan of Vampire movies, but this one was a waste of my time and money. I couldn't even finish watching it, it was that bad. I didn't care about any of the characters *AT ALL* and the love scene seemed tacked on and gratuitous. At that point of the movie I hit the fast forward button until I got to the end. When I saw that the good guys won I didn't even care. Blah. Ugh. I'm not even going to go into the actual vampires themselves. You know how every vampire movie has different theories and rules as to how they're created and what can or can't kill them. The ideas presented in this move, especially about how they're created, are laughable and just plain don't make sense. Avoid this movie at all costs.
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9/10
Nothing Like Some Good 'Italian Food!'
ccthemovieman-15 June 2006
I've always found this a "guilty pleasure," an extremely entertaining profane-gross-funny film about a female vampire who likes "Italian food," meaning she likes to kill members of the Mafia!!

I am a bit partial in favor of this movie, anyway, because I am fan of Anne Parillaud. She starred in two of my favorite films: Map Of The Human Heart and Frankie Starlight. To me, she's always great to look at listen to, especially with a comedy here. This is about as good as she's ever looked. I also enjoyed her narration. Also, with director John Landis, you almost always get a very entertaining movie.

The special effects in here are fun to watch and the general off-the-wall humor is great. If you appreciate dark humor, you'll like this movie. The filmmakers also did not go overlong on the action scenes. The film is almost a put-on about vampire movies.

The negatives are too much profanity, too much for a comedy. It sometimes gets ridiculous. Robert Loggia plays most of the profane characters I've ever heard on film, yet is very funny at times. The gore is overdone in parts, too, but nowadays - even watching television (i.e. CSI) - we're used to that now. My other complaint is why this DVD is not on widescreen. Why is it only offered in pan-and-scan?

If you don't mind blood, guts and foul language, this is a hilarious film.
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6/10
That almost got out of hand
view_and_review13 April 2020
If any kind of vampire is going to live a long time I figure it'd have to be an attractive vampiress. Think about it: she has the best ability to attract her food and her food will trust her alone---it's perfect.

Marie was just that. Anne Parillaud played the sexy and horny bloodsucker (it'd been years since she had any and she's only human... well... sorta). She was choosy about her meals though and she had rules she followed. For instance, her number one rule was never to play with her food (which I understood as don't have sex with it). Her number two rule was to always finish her food, which meant make sure the food is dead. She screwed up on that rule one time and her food came back stronger and thirsty for blood and power.

This movie was part dark comedy, part horror, part romance. Some of the behavior of the vampires was akin to those in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer." The romance was foreshadowed early on when Marie was waxing on about her lover that left her. At first I thought I was looking at Valeria Golino except with contacts to make her eyes darker (it's amazing how similar she and Anne Parillaud sound though one is from Italy and the other is from France).

"Innocent Blood" was OK. It was interesting to see how a simple mistake almost caused a vampire outbreak. This movie was something like a "this is how it happened" scenario that lead to "Daybreakers" with Ethan Hawke, Sam Neill, and Wilhem Dafoe.

They strayed from vampire norms with such things as having a reflection and being killed with head shots like zombies. The biggest curiosity was their roaring like lions. Scary? Yes. Vampire-like? No. Parillaud was alright as a badass vampiress, but I much prefer Kate Beckinsale.
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2/10
Tedious, predictable effort that lacks depth and substance
careax11 April 2002
This film, which can't seem to decide whether it's a romantic comedy or a horror flick, fails on both counts.

It's too shallow to be funny, and about as scary as a baby's teddy bear. Even worse, the storyline is totally predictable. The acting is poor and the script is terrible.

Well worth avoiding.
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