Jamón, Jamón (1992)
Javier Bardem: El chorizo
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Quotes
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El chorizo : Did you know ham increases your sexual drive?
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El chorizo : Did you know that with a full moon... your blood flows faster? And tides are stronger?
La hija de puta : Did you eat garlic?
El chorizo : Sure I did. Best thing to do to bullfight and screw.
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El chorizo : Don't worry, Ma'am.
La madre puta : Don't call me Ma'am. You make me feel old.
El chorizo : Why? You look real young.
La madre puta : Really?
El chorizo : Trust me, I never lie. You just relax, Ma'am.
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La madre puta : Kiss me.
El chorizo : I can't.
La madre puta : Why not?
El chorizo : I've eaten garlic. You'll notice the smell.
La madre puta : Garlic's what I like best in the whole world.
El chorizo : You like garlic? Here, for you. It's a good luck charm.
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La madre puta : Maybe you should have some tea.
El chorizo : Booze doesn't affect me. Tea does. The only time I had one, I puked.
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El chorizo : Want some ham? Good for your sex drive.
