Jamón, Jamón (1992)
Jordi Mollà: El niñato
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Quotes
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La hija de puta : Omelets interest you more than I do.
El niñato : It's your fault, you make them so well.
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La hija de puta : How come you like eating my tits?
El niñato : I like... the way they taste.
La hija de puta : What do they taste like?
El niñato : I don't know.
La hija de puta : You're sure they don't taste like a potato omelet?
El niñato : That would be fantastic. One would taste like an omelet... and the other, like ham.
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La madre puta : Why is your Dad with that whore? Who invited her?
El niñato : I did.
La madre puta : Why?
La hija de puta : Because she's my mother.
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El niñato : You may think it foolish, but it's good publicity. Panties for she-dogs, for their period.
Amigo José Luis : It's a new line, we need new openings.
El padre : Hadn't you quit? You really think people would buy dog panties?
El niñato : If we're to be the empire of shorts, we must cover it all.
Amigo José Luis : A leading American brand doubled their sales... marketing articles outside their regular line.
El padre : This isn't America. We manufacture 35,000 mini-shorts. And we can't even cover the orders. The same thing happens with boxer shorts and regular shorts with a fly. Where on earth would we fit a special panty... for she-dogs in the production line?
El niñato : Let me speak, Dad.
El padre : What do you want? To make money or fool around? This is business, son. Basics, Hollywood, Regatta, Rock... those are good shorts. They're within our line.
El niñato : And my ideas aren't?
El padre : Our line is basically underwear for human beings. We know about that. Where would we sell doggies' panties? In Marbella, for dogs from the jet set?
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El niñato : I may be immature but I'm not an imbecile.
