Mom and Dad Save the World (1992)

Jon Lovitz: Emperor Tod Spengo

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• Emperor Todd Spengo : On a scale of one-to-ten, in terms of... universe-dominating greatness, where would you place, say... oh, me?

  General Afir : A ten sire, most definitely.

  Emperor Todd Spengo : [musing]  A ten? Hmmm...

  [becoming more annoyed] 

  Emperor Todd Spengo : Well yes, of course a Ten. What else would you think? A six?

• Emperor Todd Spengo : I'll have you know, Marge Nelson, it's not the size of your planet, it's how you use it!

• Emperor Todd Spengo : How do you like me now?

• Emperor Todd Spengo : What are you doing in my head?

• King Raff : [Voiceover]  At the very edge of the galaxy is our world. The tiny planet known, as Spengo. For many decades, I was the king of this planet. The people were happy and their lives were good... But also, alas, we were a planet of idiots. Then, one day, the most bloodthirsty, fearsome villain had ever seen seized power, imprisoned me, and renamed the planet after himself. His name - Todd Spengo.

  [Todd Spengo is walking and runs into a low pipe] 

  King Raff : Well alright, so he's not exactly fearsome - but he certainly caught us by surprise.

  Emperor Todd Spengo : General Afir, how much longer?

  General Afir : The death ray is ready great one!

  Emperor Todd Spengo : [Excited noises] 

  [Walks forward, his guards follow] 

  King Raff : [Voiceover]  Did I mention we were a planet of idiots?

  [the guards run into the same pipe] 

• Emperor Todd Spengo : [after finding out that Afir is planning to dethrone him]  So, what do you think of me now, Afir?

  General Afir : I think you're a small, pathetic, insignificant, little criten.

  Emperor Todd Spengo : Oh, really. Well, what do you think of me now?

  [stabs Afir with the needle with fake love potion, and which he then injects into to] 

  General Afir : [Acting lovey-dovey]  Uh, Todd. I love you, marry me?

  Emperor Todd Spengo : Nope, sorry. Marrying Marge.