Tenchi Muyo! (1992–2005)

K.T. Vogt: Washu Hakubi

Quotes 

• Washu : I'm ready now!

  Tenchi Masaki : Uh, what's with the nurse's outfit?

  Washu : I'm the angel of mercy, Tenchi.

  [she laughs] 

  Tenchi Masaki : [Washu grabs Tenchi's underwear]  Aah! What are you doing?

  Washu : I just need some sperm samples.

  Tenchi Masaki : What? You're joking right? Stop it!

  Washu : Don't woory. Strictly medical, right? Hello!

  Tenchi Masaki : No!

  Washu : I got magic fingers.

  Tenchi Masaki : I don't care.

  Washu : You want me to stop it?

  Tenchi Masaki : That's what I just said!

  Washu : Naah! You don't want me to stop it!

  Tenchi Masaki : Yes! I do, too! Oh no!

  Washu : Let's shake the dew off this lily, shall we?

  [she reaches in Tenchi's underwear] 

  Mihoshi : Excuse me.

• Tenchi Masaki : What is that sound?

  Washu : It sounds like Mihoshi's shuttle.

  Washu : [Tenchi sits up pn his futon]  This can't be good.

• Tenchi Masaki : Are we done yet? Have you gotten anything? Sasami's got breakfast, you know.

  Washu : I have all the samples I need for analysis. Ah! Except for the most important one.

• Tenchi Masaki : I'm leaving!

  Washu : Oh, Tenchi, please! It'll just be a minute. I only need to examine you a little bit.

  Tenchi Masaki : But I have to go to the field now.

  Washu : You promised you'll be my guinea pig, didn't you?

  Tenchi Masaki : Now there's a conversation I don't recall.

  Washu : [rubbing her head on Tenchi]  Tenchi, darling, please?

  Tenchi Masaki : Um... maybe later when I get back. I gotta go, ok? Bye.

  [Tenchi runs off] 

  Washu : Oh, you mean thing!

  Tenchi Masaki : [Ryoko appears. She is about to grab Washu, but Tenchi comes back. Ryoko's face turns red]  Little Washu! Do you know where my gloves are?

  Washu : [Tenchi's gloves appears in Washu's hands]  Oh! How'd they get here?

  Tenchi Masaki : I knew it was you, Washu.

  [Tenchi grabs his gloves and they both laugh] 

  Washu : [to Ryoko]  Oh, by the way, what are you doing here?

  [Ryoko just stares at Tenchi] 

  Washu : Hello?

  [she waves her hand in front of Ryoko's face] 

  Washu : Oh well.

  [Washu and Tenchi leave] 

  Dr. Clay : Damn Washu. She won't follow into our hands very easily. Funny, she called that boy her guinea pig. Hmm...