To Grandmother's House We Go (1992 TV Movie)
Andrew Wheeler: Policeman
Quotes
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Policeman : You know that fax you sent out? Well I think I found your FPD bandits.
Det. Gremp : [Through the radio] Keep an eye on them until I get there. I'm on my way.
Policeman : Will do. Over and out.
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Policeman : [Det. Gremp and his partner barge in the house] That's them! Hugging.
Det. Gremp : Definitely.
Eddie Popko : Hey Gremp, what are you doing here?
Det. Gremp : I'm here to arrest the FPD bandits.
Rhonda Thompson : Great!
Eddie Popko : Good. Don't let them get away.
Det. Gremp : I won't. You're both under arrest.
[Both Gremp and his partner slap the cuffs on Eddie and Rhonda. They look over to the twins, who are confused on the situation]
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[Arriving at the carnival]
Rhonda Thompson : You see the girls?
Eddie Popko : Now, just relax, all right? You're with Eddie Popko. Everything's gonna work out just fine.
[He goes to get out of his car, but his door hits a cop car that just arrived and parked]
Rhonda Thompson : [Irritated] Smooth move, Eddie.
[They both get out of the car]
Eddie Popko : [On the passenger side of the cop's car] I'm sorry, officer. It's my fault. Lucky it was just a tiny little ding. Heh heh. Actually adds a little bit of character, don't you think?
Policeman : Well, it is Christmas Eve. I guess I don't have to shoot you.
[Rhonda and Eddie look worried]
Policeman : But I might if you don't laugh at my jokes.
[They all laugh]
Eddie Popko : You got me there.
Policeman : Okay, you kids have fun. Merry Christmas.
Eddie Popko : Merry Christmas to you.
Rhonda Thompson : Merry Christmas.
[the officer grabs his clipboard and opens to see the Wanted poster of Eddie and Rhonda]
Eddie Popko : [to the officer] You have a nice day.
Eddie Popko : [Quietly to Rhonda] That was close. Last thing we need are cops.