Frasier (TV Series 1993–2004) Poster

(1993–2004)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

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Quotes 

  • Frasier : [There is a cricket chirping in Frasiers' apartment driving him crazy]  Dear God! Make it shut up!

    Martin : [Muttering to himself]  That prayer never gets answered around here.

  • [Niles watches Martin working out a chess problem] 

    Niles : Uh-uh.

    [Martin reaches for another piece] 

    Niles : Mmm-mmm.

    Martin : All right, what would you do?

    Niles : Well for starters, I'd take that corn-nut off the board.

    Martin : That corn-nut's my bishop. Eddie ate the real one.

    Niles : In that case, Corn-nut to Rook Seven.

  • [Looking through a box of keepsakes from Niles' childhood] 

    Martin : Oh, no one around here draws pictures anymore.

    [Looks closely] 

    Martin : What the heck is this, anyway?

    Niles : Oh, that is an Egyptian battle scene from AÔda. Look, that's Radames, and that's the jealous Amneris, and -

    [laughs] 

    Niles : Oh, I misspelled Amonasro. Ah, to be six again...

  • Frasier : [after Frasier has just met Daphne, Martin's new kooky, live-in physiotherapist]  The whole idea of getting somebody in here was to help ease my burden! Not to add to it!

    Martin : Oh, do you hear that, Eddie? We're a burden.

    Frasier : Oh Dad! Dad, you're... you're twisting my words! I meant burden in its most positive sense!

    Martin : As in, "Gee, what a lovely burden?"

    Frasier : Something like that, yes!

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