NYPD Blue (1993–2005)

Ray McKinnon: Ted

Quotes 

• Andy : How many times you want to get hit?

  Ted : You know, the last time you hit me I jumped up and sat on my own testicle.

• Ted : [Indicating discomfort about the hidden mike taped to his crotch]  This is uncomfortable.

  Andy : The alternative location is up your ass.

  Ted : Alllll right. Let me learn to live with this.