NYPD Blue (1993–2005)

Ellis Williams: Elmo, John O'Neil

Quotes 

• [Jones and Sipowicz are questioning a suspect] 

  Elmo : Man, I can't go to no jail! What am I going to do about my bar?

  Andy : Padlock it, Elmo, and reopen in three to five.

  Elmo : Three to five days?

  Det. Baldwin Jones : Check out Elmo; Mr. Positive Thinking.

  Andy : That's three to five *years*, nitwit.

• Det. Baldwin Jones : I find out you been lyin' to us, I'll personally come back down here and beat your ass.

  Elmo : [to Sipowicz]  You goin' to let him talk to me like that?

  Andy : Well, you know how some guys are. We've been tryin' to get him in an aggression management class.