Dazed and Confused (1993)

Wiley Wiggins: Mitch Kramer

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Quotes 

• Wooderson : Say, man, you got a joint?

  Mitch : No, not on me, man.

  Wooderson : It'd be a lot cooler if you diid.

• Jodi : Is that a beer in your hand?

  Mitch : Why, yes it is.

  Jodi : Have you had more than one of those?

  Mitch : Few. No one's counting.

  Jodi : When were you supposed to be home?

  Mitch : Few hours ago I think.

  Jodi : Thats bullshit. That's major bullshit. You know I was barely let out at your age?

  Mitch : Aww.

  Jodi : Aww. Well don't think she won't be waiting up for you. And she is tough. I've been through it.

  Mitch : Just don't ask her to take it easy on me.

• Slater : This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?

  Mitch : Four.

  Slater : You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there.

• Mitch : [after seniors threaten him]  Er, Mr. Payne. Sir. You know every second that you could let us out early would really increase our chances of survival.

  Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher : It's like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle.

  [shouts] 

  Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher : Men!

  [the boys jump] 

  Mr. Payne, junior high school teacher : Fifty of you are leaving on a mission. Twenty-five of you ain't coming back.

  Mitch : Okay.

• Pink : It was vicious. Had some pretty cool seniors though. Like, they'd beat the hell out of you and then get you drunk, that sort of thing.

  Mitch : Cool.

• Jodi : Heard they got you pretty bad.

  Mitch : Yeah.

  Jodi : They just got Hersh too

  Mitch : Was it bad?

  Sabrina Davis : Yeah.

  Mitch : Was it O'Bannion?

  Sabrina Davis : I think so

  Mitch : Man I hate that jerk!

  Sabrina Davis : Hey I didn't know Jodi was you're big sister

  Mitch : Oh, yeah

  Jodi : Hey, I hear my name over here? You guys talking about me? Mitch, I heard they got you pretty bad. Those guys... you know I asked them to take it easy on you?

  Mitch : What? Well no wonder!

• Dawson : Not bad for a little freshman but you gotta watch out for older girls

  Melvin Spivey : Hey. Come here. We just wanna know something. You gonna be fucking that tonight, or are you gonna be a little wimp?

  Mitch : [laughs]  How do you know I haven't already

  Melvin Spivey : [clearly pleased, laughs]  Go along man, I think its past your bedtime!

• Mrs. Kramer, Mitch's Mother : Have you been drinking?

  Mitch : No

  [falls on bed and can't even take off both boots] 

  Mrs. Kramer, Mitch's Mother : Are you drunk?

  Mitch : [clearly drunk]  Psshh

• Slater : You cool man?

  Mitch : Like how?

  Slater : [rolling his eyes as he walks away]  OK.

  Pink : He was asking if you get high.

• Julie Simms : They actually let you buy it?

  Mitch : Course

• Mitch : Man I hate that guy, he's a jerk. He is a jerk, right?

  Pink : Yeah. He's kind of a joke.

• Julie Simms : You're Mitch, right? I think I heard about you.

  Mitch : Oh really, what did you hear?

  Julie Simms : I don't know, man, are you OK?

  Mitch : [embarrassed]  Oh... yeah.

• [repeated line] 

  Mitch : Man I hate that guy!

• Mitch : Are you starting again next year?

  Pink : I dunno man, I may not even play.