Dennis the Menace (1993)

Melinda Mullins: Andrea

Quotes 

• Andrea : [sees Dennis in the printing room]  Aren't you supposed to be in the daycare area with the other... children?

  Dennis : That's where I was, but I had to leave, because the lady that watches all the kids said if she had to look at me for five more seconds...

  [Dennis's mother looks in and smiles knowing Andrea will get what she deserves] 

  Dennis : ...she'd jump out the window.

  Andrea : [chuckles]  Humph.

  Dennis : She's a pretty nice lady, so I wouldn't want her to do that.

• Andrea : Hi, mom.

  Mrs. Alice Mitchell : Good morning.

  Andrea : I hear you're trying to beg off the Oklahoma City trip.

  Mrs. Alice Mitchell : I asked that it be rescheduled.

  Andrea : Have a Cub Scout meeting or something?

  Mrs. Alice Mitchell : My husband has a trip at the same time. His was scheduled before mine.

  Andrea : So, if you and your husband travel at the same time, there's no one to watch your kid. Is that the problem?

  Mrs. Alice Mitchell : It's not a problem, per se.

  Andrea : Oh, good. Because if you want to blow off your trip, I'm the one who has to cover for you, and I have plans I can't break. I don't have kids but I do have a life. I'm sorry. I'm just not gonna be able to help you.

  [Andrea leaves] 

  Mrs. Alice Mitchell : God...

• Mrs. Alice Mitchell : [while at a business meeting]  You see, when I go to the mall with my little boy, we can't get out unless we visit the toy store. I mean, he knows he's not gonna get anything unless it's a special occasion or something like that, but like every other little kid; he just wants to go in and look around.

  Andrea : Could you spare us the family anecdotes please?

• [last lines] 

  Andrea : [is stuck to the printer from Dennis]  Oh, I'm gonna get that little kid!